The Cult Of The Sponge

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_-_Arcanicus_-_-, Feb 25, 2015.

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  1. I Arc, have been selected by the sponge as the new prophet. Contact me to details on become a sponge pastor :)


    ************Important Update************

    This is a challenge to the taco rpers.
    If the taco rpers agree and I can get someone to create the clans than on Saturday I would be happy to host a system war between the bobinites and the tacoers. If you can buy either clan please pm me. This will need supporters to make it interesting so tell your friends

    -----THE CULT OF THE SPONGE-----
    We worship the true only god
    This god is Spongebob Squarepants
    We do not tolerate other religions
    we will not accept anyone straying from the faith.


    (Who can resist those abs????)

    We are currently in the process of writing a text that will encompass the rules of our religion.



    Our Father
    Who art in thine ocean
    Bubbly be thy name
    Thy burgers well done
    Thine will be done
    On earth as it is in ocean
    Forgive us our nets
    As we forgive our netters
    Lead us not into Plankton
    And deliver us from driving tests
    For thine is the Krusty, the Krabby, and the patty forever.


    As you can see our scriptures are incomplete. I thought the KaW community would be up to the challenge of creating a cult.

    Dedicated to Imitation-Cheese (sorry this was so late heh)

    **UPDATE**
    there are reports of a "Patrick" being worshipped as a god. We are looking into this and will release an official statement as soon as we can.
    **UPDATE** All Patrick worship is now illegal. Worship Patrick and get disciplined
    Go nuts kids
     
    #1 -_-_Arcanicus_-_-, Feb 25, 2015
  2. Isn't sponge a contraceptive?
     
    #2 AshesOfEden, Feb 25, 2015
  3. Sorry to disappoint OP, but those are pecs, not abs :lol:
     
    #3 -I-IllIl-EveOfRemorse-lIlII-I-, Feb 25, 2015
  4. Sponge anatomy... tricky huh?
     
    #4 -_-_Arcanicus_-_-, Feb 25, 2015
  5. I was pondering that exact thing.. Is this thread even


     
    #5 PRIME, Feb 25, 2015
  6. first
     
    #6 -_-_Arcanicus_-_-, Feb 25, 2015
  7. She actually looks like she's saying "spongeworthy"
     
    #7 Pickled_Pepper, Feb 25, 2015
  8. Amen.
     
    #8 Daphnia, Feb 25, 2015
  9. Sister would you like to become a Sponge Priest?
     
    #9 -_-_Arcanicus_-_-, Feb 25, 2015
  10. Lies! We all know the MAGIC CONCH is the true God
     
    #10 iDeception, Feb 25, 2015
  11. BLASPHEMY!! Young bobinite the conch has been lost to us for generations. If we had it all guidance would come from it.
     
    #11 -_-_Arcanicus_-_-, Feb 25, 2015
  12. BLASPHEMY! All tacos are the supreme way of life and thus Taco RP is supreme.
     
    #12 catschrodinger, Feb 25, 2015
  13. Tacos? TACOS? WTF ARE TACOS? THIS MEANS WAR!!!! GET THE GREASE GUNS AND SOAP!
     
    #13 -_-_Arcanicus_-_-, Feb 25, 2015
  14. Hah. Grease guns and soap will never destroy the taco followers. (They're also blessed by the Mosiah of the Taco, the Burrito, but ssssshhhh, that's a secret.)
     
    #14 catschrodinger, Feb 25, 2015
  15. Rajjjj get over here and control this insolent swine! or there will be WAR
     
    #15 -_-_Arcanicus_-_-, Feb 25, 2015

  16. BLASPHEMY!
     
    #16 catschrodinger, Feb 25, 2015
  17. OH SO YOU WANT A RIGHT RUMBLE?
     
    #17 -_-_Arcanicus_-_-, Feb 25, 2015
  18. Tacos have no hands, so they can not fight.

    But blasphemy by the ways of the Sponge is unacceptable.

    Bring it.
     
    #18 catschrodinger, Feb 25, 2015
  19. Before war is declare I must speak to your leader, raj.
     
    #19 -_-_Arcanicus_-_-, Feb 25, 2015
  20. He requested I spread the word that Tacos are supreme.
     
    #20 catschrodinger, Feb 25, 2015
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