The complete guide to de-n00b-ifing KaW. 1. Destroying clans a. Becoming Admin i. Kick members ii. Delete Can info b. Getting owner i.Disband 2. Farming a. Strip farming b. WIN!!! 3. If you ever get hold of their iPod a. Delete app ********************************* That probably explains it but I will go into more detail the farther down you go. ********************************* 1. Destroying clans This is a very important step taking away the morality in ANY noob. Destroy the clan that they worked every waking moment on, got 44 other noobs to join. Destroy that clan, destroy that noob. a. Becoming Admin How to become an admin? Simple! Join your target noob's clan. Being the strongest person in the clan will give plenty of bonus points BUT when you say you'll "recruit" someone stronger (your friend/alt in on the plan) they won't hesitate to make you admin in their (soon to be dead clan). Now your admin. Complain about the fact that your clan has 44 members and !!12!! admins, and how it makes your role greatly diminished. Try and get him to cut it down to say 3 admins including you. (If you make it to six your doing well) when you feel you've made him cut as many admins as possible head to step two. i. Kick Members For this step I suggest wait till the noob owner is asleep, then act (the reason is that 44 members is alot to kick without being noticed and de-Admined) go through every member and hit manage>kick. ii. Delete info As a final flare and to DEVASTATE the target noob, go to manage and edit clan info to " " (blank). Press done. To finish it off turn off applicants, and leave. Side note: If you want to play with the mind of you target noob, I suggest going to his wall and post: "Oooops" or "Who killed your clan? I'm leaving!!" b. Getting Owner Becoming owner is difficult even among noobs. The way I suggest to accomplish it is try and become co-owner by following the steps to become admin (stated above). You might want to stay a day, then say something like, "if you don't really trust me I'm leaving!" The noob will say, "I trust you" You say, "No, I mean really trust me. Give me ownership, I'll give it right back." He'd say, "You promise??!" You say, "Of corse" Tada you're an owner. i. Disband Manage> Disband> Are you sure?>Yes 2. Farming A farmed user has no money, no allied to hire, way overpriced (can't get a volley), and has nothing to about. In short: Farmed n00b = n00b quits! a. Strip farming If your a noob hater you should know this so I'll be brief. Hire targets allies farm them till dtw, repeat. If your target is too weak to attack, don't bother joining a war against the noob, you'll only take like 14k a hit. b.Win If you don't I'll be mad at you. 1. If you ever get hold of their iPod Do as much damage to their account as possible, delete the app. a. Delete App Hold down the app. Wait for it to wobble and an "X" appears. Tap the "X", answer YES!! I'm sure. IF YOU DID NOT READ THIS, get back to the top and read!!! Trolls? If you need help with something to troll about I will post a few options. Or the best one yet (feel free to use it) And if this woks or you just want to help out de-N00B-ifing KaW: Post "Sticky" below this line. (the gray one)
Your guide is useful but I cannot destroy these little clans of 500k stats in all the clan which is where the use of an alt comes in, 100% spy and they don't know **** about defense so I farm them for the whole day and when they don't have money I pin them. I check they're accounts 2 days later and see that they aren't there some need an extra kick
Ohhhh. Well, I wrote this thread to help destroy them. It's up to the readers to decide if I'm worth destroying.