This is a tale unlike any others before it. There is no beginning, there is no end. It just is. This part of the tale begins with a moose, and a silver one at that! Ages ago in a long ago forgotten corner of our world a moose was born, he was different from all the other moose in his herd. He was born to be a king. Although his hooves were small every step he took left an enormous impression behind. Every single moose followed behind him waiting to see what he would do next. Sometimes they followed a little too close and dirtied their own hooves with his greatness. None of this matters though, what matters is the legacy left behind by this legend. A legacy that should never be forgotten. Soon after this particular moose shed his last silver strand of hair he found a new calling in life, the life of the forums where nasty three legged trolls await you around every corner, but his resilience never waived for a second. Knowing that he was to be the king of kings he was unafraid to leave his hooves print across this barren wasteland. Those who were lucky enough to step in his greatness never again washed their feet for fear of losing touch with the greatest thing they would ever know. Most of them also died of hepatitis a shortly thereafter, this isn't about those lucky people though, oh no. This is about how a single moose used the most maniacal dictator in history like he was a mere puppet. This is about how he became a judge, and amassed such a following that we can't keep up with them all anymore! There is so much moose around that they have drowned out the pandas! Moose is now on his last leg to becoming a king and we don't know how his story will end, all we do know is that we should always be looking down, because anytime you follow a moose you can be sure he will leave piles of greatness in his wake. This is not an actual historical document and in no way intends to speak for or insult moose in any way. ATalkingLion is not responsible for my thread
Lol, nah. If this one went well I was planning on doing one for other well known forumers. This spawned because of a thread from yesterday lol.
@ *smurfs Many people suck up to moose_admin its nothing new, when I go on and see 3 threads about him I realize how much they fail because they're trying to be like him. If you don't be yourself you'll end up failing because you'll always follow in Somebodies hooves
Thanks I was going to make it yesterday when it would have been a little more understood I think but didn't have time.
Lol, the fact that you feel like I am sucking up to someone else that posts on an online game forum means that you fail. I suck up to no one at any time. If you were there yesterday for the joke you would understand but you weren't and alas you don't. The only reason it was about moose is because he is one of the more popular forumers at this time. As I stated, had this one been a successful thread I was planning on making some others with other popular forumers as in missmelon shifter and so on. Either way you my friend are wrong
Not just aimed at you smurfs, also at arkst and anyone else who tells me I'm "sucking up". I just think it's funny. I'm far from a 9 year old and don't need to seek the praises of someone whom I will never meet in real life. Just trying to entertain myself along my own little path in life. Just saying.
I didnt want you to feel like I was directing everything towards you, unlike some on the forums I try to be a respectful person. Aside from that this is my thread.