@ machine pheonix. I did that once. Put couch facing down and do that with dog or cat. Then put rug so looks like blinds or curtains. Put on fCebook and wait for the "omg how u do dat?!"
I really, really do. Nah this was with my cousins 2 years ago for Christmas. Parents said "it's Christmas you can find some other ways to entertain yourselves than television. We also put jeans and workboots on a heater and turned it on so they inflated, then screamed and ran behind the door. They shat themselves for about 3 seconds. Then they went back to the shock tank war games: who is the biggest *****. I love my family.
This side was Maltese and australian bogans (somewhat similar to rednecks for you Americans) The other side is Irish. We book out whole restaurants for our family christmas dinners. They breed like bloody rabbits. There all very posh and stuff and some of them are retards. They wear bloody kilts and ****. Why am I telling you this? Well, It's Christmas. And hell, this thread had no real topic anyway, so I will give it one. Family Christmas traditions: your best, worst and just plain stupidest.