Thin bar of soap: Dude, just go home. You're thin, flexible, hard to manipulate, and prone to breaking in two when I need you most. Just...go. Go to the old soap retirement home in the bottom of my really small bathroom trash receptacle and make room for the fresh, muscly, dapper bar of new soap that has a readable brand name engraved in it giving me that extra grippage I crave. So new, so rigid and fresh. You, thin soap, are like Ben Roethlisberger. Old, barely useful, and will likely be a part of the new soap to justify your existence in my shower. Ben Roethlisberger, displaying his usual sad face. Just retire, and stop melting into my ledge reserved for hard working, good soap, thus creating a virtual speed bump that forces the other soap and shower utilities to slide off, fall and dent, ruining my whole OCD shower experience. Ben Roethlisberger doesn't melt, and I know that makes zero sense to you right now, but Big Ben is old and needs to retire. This comparison to old soap will make sense to you in a minute. Bear with me. He’s like the thin ass soap punk that was stuck to the area in my shower where I keep my soap. It needs to go. Ben used to provide a “clean execution” of the offense in Pittsburgh, but he is now less effective, and becoming annoying, useless. I had to dig my fingers into the soap to attempt to remove it, creating a 2 finger smear trench that only removed 70% of the soap. Then, painstaking work occured to remove the remaining soap pulp to make room for the stud rookie soap bar. I know we can’t dig our fingers in and get rid of Ben like that, but, I mean, you can release him. Maybe the Texans or 49’ers might pick him up. Who knows? Desperation makes us do silly things. But I digress... Good riddance to the old useless soap. That’s what I say. If you don’t agree, and like the little slivers of pathetic, “has-been” cleaning material, you, friend, can take your likely smelly, not properly washed body over to the Pittsburgh Steelers and try out for quarterback. Best of luck beating the Patriots. Do yourself a favor, and be a winner. Buy new soap.
Ben is a r... a real piece of crap. I can't say it but he should be in prison, not the NFL. He should apologize to the tree outside for working so hard to to produce the oxygen that he waste.
I like to wet up a new bar of soap, and then seal the useless sliver on top. Now I have a bigger, better bar of soap.
You should change to a liquid body or face wash for a while atleast... no wear down and twice the lather & you won't slip picking it up lol
I always wait until the last shower time to change the soap and I'm always climbing out of the shower mid-shower to grab a bar of soap its uncomfortable but I'm lazy
Bar soap is pretty much obsolete, anyway, isn't it? Pingu uses moisturising body wash. Pingu strongly suggests it.
No way. I have both liquid and bar soap. The bar is for prewashing and the liquid is for deodorizing, extra attention to the extremities. Duh.
Oh! I see. I put the liquid onto a net thing and make it all foamy and go to town. I didn't think of the allergy angle. (•ө•)