Testing for The Noob Test

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Kasama, Nov 28, 2013.

  1. V.1.0.4

    Colleagues, friends, everyone...
    Today, I'd like to present to you my old, revitalised creation
    "The Noob Test".

    Those of you who remember it, I'd trust you'd like to test its new features and to you newbies, I encourage you to investigate.

    With my lengthy introduction over...
    This is strictly my opinion, my test. Feel free to point out any errors or things you feel I should add.


    General

    1
    How long have you been playing KaW? [Doesn't really matter because you could have been away for a long tome and returned receiving the 120days badge but it's a good place to start]

    • 24 hours
    • 7 days
    • 60 days
    • 120 days+

    2
    How often do you play KaW?

    • What's a KaW?
    • 1 GO 0N 0N(3 @ D@Y
    • A lot
    • I can't stop :cry:

    3
    Are you at max plunder?
    [I'm not going to explain max plunder :lol: ]

    • Oh yeah, I just downloaded KaW
    • \/\/|-|@T$ M@>< []D|_U|\|D3R¿
    • Yeah, I have max plunder :cool:
    • Pure spies don't need max plunder :twisted:

    4
    Have you LLC yet? [Low land complete]

    • I'm going to play PiMD
    • |-|1R3 |\/|3
    • Yeah, starting to do the highlands
    • T5 HFBC WOOOOOOTTTT :cool: :twisted:

    5
    Do you have any connections to clans or powerful kingdoms?

    • I knew this one guy called 'Mew'
    • Yeah, I was in Warrior Cats
    • I'm a merc :cool:
    • ZAFT FAMZ REPRESENT LOL

    6
    Are you stats large enough to fend off haters?

    • Farmers that plant crops? :shock:
    • I get farmed so bad :cry:
    • Yeah, I'm protected :cool:
    • Lel, I'm the one doing the farming :mrgreen:


      Forums

      1
      How long have you been foruming?
      • What's a Forum?
      • I stay away from the forum button. I get trolled too much :cry:
      • A year maybe more
      • I'm a veteran FORUMAAR WOOOOOO

      2
      Do you make quality posts? (Veterans and trolls don't do this because they're alreadu gained enough respect from the public)
      • I'm going back to PiMD
      • Forums = bad :cry:
      • Yeah, being a respectful and knowledgeable player I feel I should aid anyone in need
      • LEL NOOB^

      3
      Have you hit 2K posts yet?
      (I ran out of things to ask)
      • PiMD is the best #SWAG
      • I got to 1000 posts but forum mods kept deleting my threads and people hated on my posts ):
      • I didn't even realise when I got it.
      • What's a post? :mrgreen:

    End of the Noob Test
    Please check below to receive your results

     


  2. Results

    General

    Mostly As
    Go back to PiMD :roll:

    Mostly Bs
    You know nothing about the game and you should leave.

    Mostly Cs
    TWO OUTCOMES (pick one)

    Your ability in KaW has proven that you capable of 'greatness' and hopefully, one day... You'll stop being an eb whore ;)

    The path of a mercenary is a quiet one, but someone has to do it. Because it is the most profitable......... AHAHAHAHAHAHA but seriously, find a home clan.

    Mostly D's :lol:

    TWO OUTCOMES (pick one)

    Ruthless in the battlefield, your strength is known throughout the KaWmunity........... If only you used your powers for good :shock:

    The knowledge you've amassed throughout your KaWreer has made you a strong, courageous Kingdom....... Legion upon legion at your command, what will you do with such a power? LEL, LET'S TROLL NOOBSSSSSS :shock:





    Forums

    Mostly As
    Refer to Results > General > Mostly As [Got a bit lazy, sorry guys]

    You have too much swag for KaW, please leave.

    Mostly B's
    The majority of the stuff you post in forums is un necessary.
    :shock:

    Mostly Cs
    TWO OUTCOMES (pick one)
    You have a strong sense of community and with your knowledge, you are a valued member of the Kawmunity *cough* butt kiss

    You're the heart and soul of the forum KaWmunity, without you. Where would the forums be? No where ;)
    Strive for that Veteran status. .. When you get it, nothing much will change.

    Mostly Ds
    TWO OUTCOMES (pick one)

    Your comedic nature and 'playful' attitude has turned you into the class clown. But then again, boredom does that to people.

    You hold a great power in your hands. Your acceptance or hatred will steer the tide of a thread. Be sure not to go on hiatus... or else everyone will forget your name :cry:

    Thus concludes, the Noob Test

    Yours sincerely,
    Sasuke Uchiha
     
  3. V.1.0.4

    Colleagues, friends, everyone...
    Today, I'd like to present to you my old, revitalised creation
    "The Noob Test".

    Those of you who remember it, I'd trust you'd like to test its new features and to you newbies, I encourage you to investigate.

    With my lengthy introduction over..
    This is strictly my opinion, my test. Feel free to point out any errors or things you feel I should add.


    General

    1
    How long have you been playing KaW? [Doesn't really matter because you could have been away for a long tome and returned receiving the 120days badge but it's a good place to start]

    • 24 hours
    • 7 days
    • 60 days
    • 120 days+

    2
    How often do you play KaW?

    • What's a KaW?
    • 1 GO 0N 0N(3 @ D@Y
    • A lot
    • I can't stop :cry:

    3
    Are you at max plunder?
    [I'm not going to explain max plunder :lol: ]

    • Oh yeah, I just downloaded KaW
    • \/\/|-|@T$ M@>< []D|_U|\|D3R¿
    • Yeah, I have max plunder :cool:
    • Pure spies don't need max plunder :twisted:

    4
    Have you LLC yet? [Low land complete]

    • I'm going to play PiMD
    • |-|1R3 |\/|3
    • Yeah, starting to do the highlands
    • T5 HFBC WOOOOOOTTTT :cool: :twisted:

    5
    Do you have any connections to clans or powerful kingdoms?

    • I knew this one guy called 'Mew'
    • Yeah, I was in Warrior Cats
    • I'm a merc :cool:
    • ZAFT FAMZ REPRESENT LOL

    6
    Are you stats large enough to fend off haters?

    • Farmers that plant crops? :shock:
    • I get farmed so bad :cry:
    • Yeah, I'm protected :cool:
    • Lel, I'm the one doing the farming :mrgreen:


      Forums

      1
      How long have you been foruming?
      • What's a Forum?
      • I stay away from the forum button. I get trolled too much :cry:
      • A year maybe more
      • I'm a veteran FORUMAAR WOOOOOO

      2
      Do you make quality posts? (Veterans and trolls don't do this because they're alreadu gained enough respect from the public)
      • I'm going back to PiMD
      • Forums = bad :cry:
      • Yeah, being a respectful and knowledgeable player I feel I should aid anyone in need
      • LEL NOOB^

      3
      Have you hit 2K posts yet?
      (I ran out of things to ask)
      • PiMD is the best #SWAG
      • I got to 1000 posts but forum mods kept deleting my threads and people hated on my posts ):
      • I didn't even realise when I got it.
      • What's a post? :mrgreen:

    End of the Noob Test
    Please check below to receive your results

     


  4. Results

    General

    Mostly As
    Go back to PiMD :roll:

    Mostly Bs
    You know nothing about the game and you should leave.

    Mostly Cs
    TWO OUTCOMES (pick one)

    Your ability in KaW has proven that you capable of 'greatness' and hopefully, one day... You'll stop being an eb whore ;)

    The path of a mercenary is a quiet one, but someone has to do it. Because it is the most profitable......... AHAHAHAHAHAHA but seriously, find a home clan.

    Mostly D's :lol:

    TWO OUTCOMES (pick one)

    Ruthless in the battlefield, your strength is known throughout the KaWmunity........... If only you used your powers for good :shock:

    The knowledge you've amassed throughout your KaWreer has made you a strong, courageous Kingdom....... Legion upon legion at your command, what will you do with such a power? LEL, LET'S TROLL NOOBSSSSSS :shock:





    Forums

    Mostly As
    Refer to Results > General > Mostly As [Got a bit lazy, sorry guys]

    You have too much swag for KaW, please leave.

    Mostly B's
    The majority of the stuff you post in forums is un necessary.
    :shock:

    Mostly Cs
    TWO OUTCOMES (pick one)
    You have a strong sense of community and with your knowledge, you are a valued member of the Kawmunity *cough* butt kiss

    You're the heart and soul of the forum KaWmunity, without you. Where would the forums be? No where ;)
    Strive for that Veteran status. .. When you get it, nothing much will change.

    Mostly Ds
    TWO OUTCOMES (pick one)

    Your comedic nature and 'playful' attitude has turned you into the class clown. But then again, boredom does that to people.

    You hold a great power in your hands. Your acceptance or hatred will steer the tide of a thread. Be sure not to go on hiatus... or else everyone will forget your name :cry:

    Thus concludes, the Noob Test

    Yours sincerely,
    Sasuke Uchiha
     


  5. Forums

    Mostly As
    Refer to Results > General > Mostly As [Got a bit lazy, sorry guys]

    You have too much swag for KaW, please leave.

    Mostly B's
    The majority of the stuff you post in forums is un necessary.
    :shock:

    Mostly Cs
    TWO OUTCOMES (pick one)
    You have a strong sense of community and with your knowledge, you are a valued member of the Kawmunity *cough*
    butt kiss


    You're the heart and soul of the forum KaWmunity, without you. Where would the forums be? No where ;)
    Strive for that Veteran status.
    .. When you get it, nothing much will change.


    Mostly Ds
    TWO OUTCOMES (pick one)

    Your comedic nature and 'playful' attitude has turned you into the class clown. But then again, boredom does that to people.

    You hold a great power in your hands. Your acceptance or hatred will steer the tide of a thread. Be sure not to go on hiatus... or else everyone will forget your name :cry:

    Thus concludes, the Noob Test

    Yours sincerely,
    Sasuke Uchiha
     


  6. Forums

    Mostly As
    Refer to Results > General > Mostly As [Got a bit lazy, sorry guys]

    You have too much swag for KaW, please leave.

    Mostly B's
    The majority of the stuff you post in forums is un necessary.
    :shock:

    Mostly Cs
    TWO OUTCOMES (pick one)
    You have a strong sense of community and with your knowledge, you are a valued member of the Kawmunity *cough*
    butt kiss


    You're the heart and soul of the forum KaWmunity, without you. Where would the forums be? No where ;)
    Strive for that Veteran status.
    .. When you get it, nothing much will change.


    Mostly Ds
    TWO OUTCOMES (pick one)

    Your comedic nature and 'playful' attitude has turned you into the class clown. But then again, boredom does that to people.

    You hold a great power in your hands. Your acceptance or hatred will steer the tide of a thread. Be sure not to go on hiatus... or else everyone will forget your name :cry:

    Thus concludes, the Noob Test

    Yours sincerely,
    Sasuke Uchiha
     
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  8. Results

    General

    Mostly As
    Go back to PiMD :roll:

    Mostly Bs
    You know nothing about the game and you should leave.

    Mostly Cs
    TWO OUTCOMES (pick one)

    Your ability in KaW has proven that you capable of 'greatness' and hopefully, one day... You'll stop being an eb whore ;)

    The path of a mercenary is a quiet one, but someone has to do it. Because it is the most profitable......... AHAHAHAHAHAHA but seriously, find a home clan.

    Mostly D's :lol:

    TWO OUTCOMES (pick one)

    Ruthless in the battlefield, your strength is known throughout the KaWmunity........... If only you used your powers for good :shock:

    The knowledge you've amassed throughout your KaWreer has made you a strong, courageous Kingdom....... Legion upon legion at your command, what will you do with such a power? LEL, LET'S TROLL NOOBSSSSSS :shock:

     
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