Authers Note:This story is not supposed to affend anyone in any way. If it affends you please wall me. Also this is a parody and it NEVER HAPPENED to me. This story will be only 15 chapters. Thank you, and enjoy the story.
Whoosh clomp ping. Whoosh clomp ping. Whooooosh. That last whoosh was ment for my best friend Morgan. She had been so busy starring at the teacher that she had forgot to swing. Let me explain. I was at tennis team practice right now. My best friend Morgan had a huge crush on the teacher. Today at tenis, we were just doing drills. My name is Calie Olson. I'm 15 years old and a sophomore at Universal highschool. Our mascot is...A GIANT WALKING GLOBE!!!!! I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm average height. I love tennis, clothes, crafts, and any thing that has to do with being on stage. In my family I have my mom and dad (not divorsed), Maria (19), Daniel (17), me, Bruce and Derek and Jackson (triplet 13 year olds), Haley (9), Jason (5), Jacey (1). I do alot oof baby sitting. My best friend is Morgan. She has enormous "thingys" so boys are always asking her out. She has pink and red hair and brown eyes. Because of her hair and the fact that boys are always asking her out, we call her valentine. After we were done with the drill we started to pick up the balls. One ball was in the teachers bag. I grabbed the ball and sneaked a look inside the teachers bag. I couldn't believe what I saw.I SAW.... THOSE THINGS BOYS PUT ON THERE THINGY BEFORE "DOING IT!"
Either this is a joke or you need to improve your writing skills. Use the return/enter key, don't put huge spaces, fix the typos, don't use brackets(Did u ever see a story with brackets in it?),fix your grammar, etc.
First of all anyone can type boobs or condoms. Gosh thingy doesn't make any sense. How is this a parody???? Please stop writing this all together