Taco RP; A Basic Guide

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by The-Raj, Feb 18, 2015.

  1. As many forum lurkers know, I am the chosen one. The original apostle of Taco. I speak his will. His will being to spread the teachings of the sacred ritual of Taco RP throughout the KaWmunity. To learn the way of the Taco we must first learn of its origin...
    Many years ago a lone Taco set out from a derelict Taco Bell. This Taco was different. He could communicate with the inferior humans around him. He decided to educate a group of human males but failed and ate them. However he found me one day...
    It was an ad heavy day in wc when he say my purple name. He hacked into the Kaw_community account and told me, "Leave your sinful life behind and join me. Join the Taco race in our goal for human enhancement through the sacred ritual of Taco RP." He proceeded to guide me through it.
    1. Always start with a sniff.
    2. Never mention chilli as it may offend some denominations of the way of the Taco.
    3.Always use hyphens like this -Sniffs your guacamole- It makes the ritual legitimate.
    4.See the Taco, be the Taco. Always rp with a Taco close to you.
    5.Never preform the ritual in a Taco Bell. The ritual can not be within 20 feet of the Tacos origin.
    6.Lastly, never troll the Chosen One's thread.

    I hope I have converted some of you sinners out there.
    Sincerely,
    The-Raj/The Chosen One/The Grand Wizard of the Taco.
     
  2. #InB4Taco

     
  3. -Sniffs your whole taco-
    You do not have the destiny one needs to worship the Taco.
     
  4. Thanks for your help.
    I'm pretty chilled atm.

     
  5. I don't find this taco gag 1 bit funny
     
  6. Delta, I can sense you have Taco Rp potential. Finnesse your technique and you may join the ranks. Perhaps as The Apprentice Of The Grand Wizard Of The Taco.
     
  7. Nor should you. No blaspheming here please.
     
  8. Thank you, I'm doing some nose strengthening exercises so I may perfect my technique.

     
  9. Very good Delta. Now focus on hyphens. Remember; See the Taco, be the Taco.
     
  10. Raj can I just say…













    This thread is messed up. Stop snorting your products.
     
  11. "products" well I snort products all day every day!

    Smoke Product Every Day- Snoop Dog
    (cue guardian telling me that's not the song and calling m a peasent)
     
  12. Can I just say; if you dont like my threads stay off them. Idiot.
     
  13. Gladly, but did you need to advertise the thread on my wall?
     
  14. That's not the song, peasant
     
  15. Your very crazy yet I still laughed a tiny bit.. I don't even like taco ' s. Tragic really. Great pointless thread raj.
     
  16. <3 you to buddy
     
  17. Eh this isnt funny. However your CF thread was
     
  18. Have been waiting for this thread meh whole entire taco life
     
  19. Snoop Dogg*
     
  20. PIMD looks different here