Sue and Bob were friends. Sue and Bob got married and had 3 kids Lucy, Joe, and Nick. Nick turned out to be Lucy but Lucy was actually Sue and Bob was Joe. So Sue and Bob were siblings and Joe was Bob and Bob was Sue. Lucy was Nick and he shot Sue who was Lucy. Then Bob blew Nick up but they both died because Bob was Nick. Joe was feeling left out so he turned into a turtle. That turtle evolved into a human named Suzie. Suzie met Nick and they had 2 kids named Sue and Bob. Sue was Sue and Bob was Bob. Nick apparently came back to life. So now Bob was Nick and Nick was Lucy. Making Suzie,Joe and Joe,Sue. This confused themselves so they rubbed lotion on their hands! THE END