storytime

Who's name was thugnificant

 

He was very mad and liked to eat pie

 

One day he had no pie to eat

 

So he ate.. DIRT

 

The dirt was infested with parasites

 

But they tryed to revive him

 

he died again

 

His body was posessed by a demon.

 

And he became really big and hated pie and destroyed any in site

 

Until he destoyed the one pie to rule them all

 

Also, he destroyed the pies by eating them.

 

And was so vile and evil, his darkness spread into others- corrupting them which resulted in their death. He would be known as SPRAAGA

 

Which would later change to SPAAARRTTAAA

 

So, he tried to kick someone down a well (this is a myth by the way, it was actually an athenian who did that).

 

but then he tripped and fell down himself

 

And died

 

Never to return again.