I haven't seen these threads in a while, and I actually really like these threads. So some basic guidelines. (Basically, if you've been living under a rock, you simply read the story I post, and post your part of the story in your reply.) I'm going to be mean and limit your reply to two sentences. To be fair, I'm going to use two sentences. Let the story begin. *opens le epic story book Once upon a time, there lived a astronaut name Bill. Bill was alright, but he had an allergy to giant squids from outer space. YOUR TURN!