The Tale of: A man, bacon, and Calydor. Long ago, there was a man named Hansel. He lived in a shack laid upon a hillside of Mount Calydormus. On that mountain, a foul-beast had reigned for hundreds of years, it's name is Calydor. To many people this so called "beast" was only a myth. To some villagers, this "beast" is there Anti-Christ's most wicked spawn. One day, Hansel had strolled out of his shack and went up the mountain to have a relaxing picnic at the landing, just below the peak of Mount Calydormus. With him he had brought; A short-sword (incase of a wondering old begger would annoy him), a water canister, and a few strips of bacon. When he reached the top, there was an chilling noise coming from a cavern on the far north side of the landing. He lied down his meal and stealthfuly monuvered towards the cavern. Inside, he was starring into the eyes of a wicked beast. It's mouth dripping of blood from the pile of shreded goat carcuses, eyes red as fire, and tusks sharp as razors used to reak carnage on any creature it encounters. Petrified by his discovery he stumbles upon a rock, and alerts the beast. As he gets up to run out of the cavern, Hansel notices many schillings of gold laying around in the cavern. Overwhelmed by greed. He quickly thinks of a strategy to defeat this carnevorous creature. Hanselruns back to his items he left behind and decides to use his bacon as bait. He finds a bottle of Sleeping potion an old begger uses to sleep his life away, and pour this on the bacon. As Hansel lies behind a rock, the villagers get a glimpse of this monsterous creature from down below and storm up the mountain with pitch-forks and shovels. One by one, as Calydor lays waste to the damned souls of the villagers, Hansel throws the bacon on a carcua of a dead villager. Arroused by the Auroma, Calydor devours the carcus as well as the bacon. The beast stumbles to its knees, and the villagers lay waste to Calydor. As the villagers celebrated in their Triumphant victory and return to the village for a celebratory party, Hansel sneaks into the cavern and claims all the schillings as his own. The End P.S. Blame hansel for crappy pay in Calydor Missions