Story of 3 men!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Dipper-Pines, Jun 2, 2012.

  1. 3 men met at ye'ol boot which was a place to buy boots that is how it began :mrgreen:
    Chapter 1:Dylan,Mason,and William were the names.They heard of england coming into destroy their kingdom.So they got 500 soliders up against englands 1000 soliders and they fought....They won but a mist came in during the war when the mist dissapeared they found out there were only 2 men left.
    Chapter 2:They looked through the bodies William wasn't anywhere they knew england had captured him.They went on a spying mission and saw William but they were to late.The evil corporal butt said"You shall be *scratch butt*executed.Then they shot him with 100 bullets and William was dead....
    Chapter 3:So Dylan and Mason still had to fight.They fought in different battles til one battle that would change them for life.Mason went in right and Dylan went in left to assassinate a general the general turned around and shot Mason.Dylan executed the general and brought Mason back to base...
    Chapter 4:The doctor said Mason had 3 hours to live after Mason's death.Dylan promised to fight til he died.Dylan had one last mission and he got captured.Corporal butt said"You can live only if you say I give up"He said"no"Then the corporal started cutting arm after arm but Dylan was still alive.Right when they were going to chop his head he said"I have something to say".The corporal said"let me guess you give up.Dylan said"no"......"FREEDOM.He got executed but his country stopped britain and lived hapily ever after! :D Maybe........HaHaHa! :twisted:
     
  2. A little part of me just died... :(
     
  3. You call this writing!? I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and CRAP a better story than this!
     
  4. Err, even I can write better then that.
     
  5. Um...wow...Holy ****, I realize now that I had not known stupidity until I ventured unto this piss-squirt of a story.



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