stories

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Wraith, Jul 8, 2013.

  1. hey all, so I'm quite bored on this fine night, so let's hear some of your life/kaw stories heres a fishing story for yall

    [color/green]2 years ago, just after my birthday, me, my dad, and my brother decided to go ocean fishing at the pier we go to in new Jersey. We left at 2am in the morning and arrived there at around 4:30am. It was a hot day outside, around 95 i can recall. we got out the cooler with the bait, food, and drinks and sat down for a day of fishing. All day we sat there, with not a bite on anyones line, it was miserable.
    Around 3pm my dad gets a bite on his line. He automatically yanks on his pole.he automatically thinks he had snagged the bottom. But then the line starts moving, after about a hour of fighting, my dad pulls up a 4 1/2 foot sand shark[/color]
    about 2 hours after my dad caught his shark I'm standing by my new fishing pole that i just bought the day before. All of a sudden, without even a slight tap on the line, my pole rockets off the pier and into the water with barely a splash. Upset that i just lost my pole and a big fish, i sat down on the pier, highly upset. About 5 minutes later i hear a guy about 10 poles down declare "i have caught allot of stuff, but never a fishing pole" excited, i ran over to find him holding my pole. After telling him what happened, i got the pole back, and lone behold, after a short struggle i reeled in my first sting ray i ever caught.

    i hope you enjoyed my story, please post your comments and your own stories :-D
     
  2. Bb code fail?
     
  3. I feel as if these stories are fake.
     
  4. Nahh that was actually a true story
     
  5. An hour to reel in a shark?
    Catching a fishing pole and have a stingray on the other line? In 5 minutes that pole should've been long gone.
     
  6. yes an hour. It was 4 1/2 feet long and the sting ray swam down the pier into the other line, causing my pole to get snagged
     
  7. AND YOU WERE GONNA FARM ME FOR JOKINGLY SAYING SWAG AND YOLO XD
     
  8. Cuz you are the crap stain in the underwear of society
     
  9. Once upon a time I downloaded an app
    That based on the artwork I discarded for crap
    I laughed at the paltry lack of 3D
    And opened it up to see what could it be.

    I was met by a field empty land that was bare
    So I dropped me a stable with gusto and flair
    And what did you know my stats surpassed zero
    And I was immediately farmed by noobs trying to be heroes
    So I quickly observed what the hell was going on
    And it was merely minutes before I finally caught on

    Build, fight , get cash , rinse and repeat .
    It all seemed so easy till the prices got steep

    The along came a clan looking for noobs
    And I ran for the carrot yelling yeah I'm your boob


    I discovered the volley and what do you know
    Picked up on it fast and watched my cash grow

    For close to two years I continued this way
    Finding excuse after excuse to find time to play


    I KaW in my sleep
    I KaW in my head
    I turn down the volume so KaW makes no peep
    I've kawed on the pooper
    I've called at work
    I've lawd so much
    Thumbs now involuntarily jerk

    I have seen many things since downloading the app I thought crappy

    Sadness like the death of dad ,
    But also much that has made me happy

    I have in my pocket a vast world of friends
    Some whom I've met
    And others whom I intend

    One thing is certain

    I thank friends and foes

    This universe of wonder

    Has helped me more than you know.

    Keep KaWing because you never know who depends on you .


    Friendships formed carefully nurtured

    Nemesis plans , designed carefully to torture

    What ever the draw


    To each of you reading

    YOU are my KAW
     
  10. Sorry for typos lol I'm a tad drunk
     
  11. Nah cheap Beer , but it works lol
     
  12. Loo that was amusing to read:-D
     
  13. :?
     
  14. If it ain't censored and modified spelling its legit lol .
     
  15. boob 1 (bb)
    n. Slang
    A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.
    [Short for booby.]
     
  16. Lol forgot about that definition. :p