Spies.

We need to bump the wandering villager thread. Where is it?

 

Gone. 

 

Ikr I hate farmers they always catch me

 

wandering villagers suck so i shot mine

 

Descipes of shadow can kill titan demigods, siege dragons, fire elementals but not unarmed human villagers.

 

Disciples*

 

Yes it's too unrealistic. When your spies walk out of the barracks after murdering armed guards and see 1 guy stareing at them, do they go "awww, were screwed, there's no chance of killing him. "

 

the wandering villager has super awesome powers that no one knows of, he is God of Noobs

 

Joe is That german guy from spiderman, the red skulls son, who was equipt with superpowers as a doomsday device, he can teleport and destroys 1000s of men with a gesture, Yes, you know who I'm talking about

 

that Wondering villager was Chuck Norris. I wouldve ran too

 

german Superbeing from spiderman>Chuck Norris

to quote him

"I Dont have power, I AM power"

 

Don't forget that the troops were sleeping. Apparently even mechanical creatures (like clockwork demons) sleep.

 

Having a hard time picturing a fire elemental curled up in a king size bed tho......