Special Cake Recipe

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Nathan_WINNING, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. Hello forums, I am here to present to you a recipe for making a special Russian whiskey cake. What better to drown out your sorrows than by eating cake? Your friends will be amazed.

    Ingredients: eggs, flour, whiskey, milk, phone, blender, oven

    Method:

    Step 1: look at your life. Look at how much time you spend on kaw. Realize why you need this cake.

    Step 2: throw your phone in the blender. You spend too much time on kaw

    Step 3: screw the cake. Your life is too harsh for cake. Drink the whiskey and throw everything else in the blender. Blend thoroughly.

    4: don't turn the oven on. You are drunk. You must remain alert when kitchen appliances are turned on.

    Thanks I hope you liked my tutorial thanks again
     
    #1 Nathan_WINNING, Apr 1, 2015
  2. Thank you for providing me with an incentive to live.

    *EDIT*
    Just tried this, and I felt enlightened. Would recommend this to anyone who is a pregnant diabetic.
     
    #2 Dictionary, Apr 1, 2015
  3. April fool.
    I tricked you.
    Lel.
    You fell for it. Ha
     
    #3 Nathan_WINNING, Apr 1, 2015
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