My GF sayz she wants to poop on me is this normal. Should I break her? I think it iz natsy but she says she wants to poop on me sense we went out.
My girlfriend poops on me all the time, it's completely normal. It's when she says that you should hug each other that it's time to break up.
Only a horrible BF wouldn't allow his girl to do so. The fact that you're questioning if you should suggests that she should quit you.
OP, only break her if you feel like she's using you. Think to yourself, "when was the last time I pooped on her?" It should be give and take. If not, then break her in half.
You're supposed to poop on her first. If not then no deal! Then she must wipe the poop off of her with her hands and feed it to you. You are what you eat right?
I have soooooooo many gifs for this topic. Unfortunately they are completely inappropriate for 9 year olds. Support. Just imagine the great things you'd be able to justify doing to your GF if u let her poop on you. Possibilities are endless lol.
If she poops on your head would you have a natsy scalp? I hear there's a group of Jewish dudes huntin' for natsy scalps. You better be careful
Grow up. Seriously. Poo smells really bad as well. You won't be able to go shopping at Polo or Pacific Sunwear at all on Black Friday. You need to get more responsible.