I tried to sign up for war but I fell asleep at work and I snored my clan fought and won the war but it was too late for me to show I thought it was you who would stand by my side And now you've given me, given me! Nothing but shattered sword, shattered sword Feel like I could run away, run away But I'll just go pound HTE and cryyyyyyyyyy *bongo drums and rhythm guitars* Woke up to reality.. And found I can't war for next few days.. Put up on clan CA But may be things could work out right I thought I could snooze and get my bonus on but now.. Now you've given me, given me! Nothing but shattered sword, shattered sword Feel like I could run away, run away But I'll just go pound HTE and cryyyyyyyyyy So much for your promises! *Shameless parody to Johnny Hates Jazz "Shattered Dreams"