Seal Competitions

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by _ZE_FireKTN_MP_, Jul 28, 2017.

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  1. Op owes me a seal - he had a best joke contest a year or 2 ago and I obviously won

    I kept asking about contest and he gave vague answers and never got back to me

    I'd b nice if he gave me one but oh well

    Cuz of last exp, I dun believe he will give a seal
  2. I know of the competition you speak of. Unfortunately during that time some irl issues arose and it forced me to be inactive for a few weeks, by the time I returned I had forgotten all about it, but it was never finished so technically nobody won. This is a whole new series though and you can ask the first two winners as to whether or not I dropped seal
  3. I vote Roni. She has a b.a. gif
  4. Arf arf, I'm a seal. Do I win
  5. No contest
  6. Unstoppable tiger kaws biggest leach
  7. I would like to see this contest play out. Fire you slacking hun :)
  8. I wish to offer my most sincere apologies to everyone, unexpected rl issues came up but the contests will resume tomorrow!
  9. Op owes me a seal too :(
  10. Welp. That about wraps up the 4th competition, thanks to everyone who has stuck around over the course of these contests.
  11. If nobody posts a story-
    I wonder what I'll do with the circles and seal
  12. Walter took his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, "Ethel, you know that I'd love to go for a ride in that helicopter." But Ethel would always reply, "I know that Walter, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
    Finally, they went to the fair, and Walter said to Ethel, "Ethel, you know I'm 87 years old now. If I don't ride that helicopter this year, I may never get another chance." Once again Ethel replied, "Walter, you know that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

    This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couple's conversation and said, "Listen folks, I'll make a deal with you. I'll take both of you for a ride; if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say just one word, it's 50 dollars."

    Walter and Ethel agreed and up they went in the helicopter. The pilot performed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not a word was said by either Walter or Ethel. The pilot did his death-defying tricks over and over again, but still there wasn't so much as one word said. When they finally landed, the pilot turned to Walter and said, "Wow! I've got to hand it to you. I did everything I could to get you to scream or shout out, but you didn't. I'm really impressed!"

    Walter replied, "Well to be honest I almost said something when Ethel fell out but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!"
  13. So much for 5 sentences...
  14. Read the instructions again. It clearly states a minimum of 5 sentences. That story meets the required criteria
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