salty's guide to kicking ass

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by saltyfeet, Feb 15, 2015.

  1. I'll make this simple and to the point.follow this guide and one day, mayve one dai, you'll become almost as badass as salty. Emphasis in almost.

    1.- forget gold, aim for glori. Max tapp is crucial.

    2.- if ur one of those sentimental ones, just leave this thread now. No noob tears ovahere.

    3.- check wc constantly, look for juicy targets which in order of importance r as follows: clan owners from big alliances, famous osw clan loudmouths, any farmer wannabe makin noise.tap'em brah.

    4.- advertise yourself! Use those speakers wisely. It is prefered to use them to chime in in any ongoing fight in wc. Otherwise u jave to use at least 3 to grab ppls attention. Use all caps sometimes.otherwise u tap those fools.

    5.- ppl not to farm: kaw community (get real.nobody there), mods( u close urself some doors), newbies( come on now).optional: drama queens(thread is about kicking maior ass not collecting more cryes).all others u tapp on k?

    6.-deliver. Yo must run bars like crazy on this fools. That way they no u mean buziness.u tapped yet?

    7.- wall them. Leave them links so they can get to u faster and you can also kick their butts faster. Also to give them a piece of ur mind. Keep tappin.

    8.- dont back down. Feeling the heat? That should drive you, not stop you.tappin the attack button should help.

    9.- the more the merrier. Ive had all of the big ckans on me (except kofte and na*) plus a few other chumps on me. And many of them at the same time. The most fun ive ever had.tap away.

    10.- dont go ps. It sucks the fun out of if. I did it and regret it.i could have had up to trice the inc if i hadnt. They strip u? Cry me a river u xhump. Get over it. Buy another ally ( do not, i repeat, do not ask bforw u bui) or create a reset bomb ( always fun to reset them). Keep doing ur tap tap.

    I hope this threads sheds some light in the arts of ass kickin.
     
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    Look these up in the dictionary before posting a thread.
     
  3. Morons like plane master should be banned for reposting the whole op in the fashion he did.
     



  4. Totally agree with you guys. Haven't even read te OP I just know it's full of quality, that's why I want you all read it again. And again.
     
  5. And then val says hes not stalking me. Quit stalking me u creep
     
  6. Morons like valentine should be banned for reposting the whole op in the fashion he did
     
  7. Learn2spell
     
  8. Precious you leave my buddy Val alone ...you're not worthy enough to spew his name from your filthy piehole (I gots your back Val)
     
  9. For those who want to read this in English:
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    I'll make this simple and to the point. Follow this guide and one day, maybe one day, you'll become almost as badass as salty. Emphasis on the almost.

    1.- Forget gold, aim for glory. Max tap is crucial.

    2.- If you are one of those sentimental ones, just leave this thread now. No noob tears over here.

    3.- Check wc constantly, look for juicy targets which in order of importance are as follows: clan owners from big alliances, famous osw clan loudmouths, any farmer wannabe making noise. Tap'em brah.

    4.- Advertise yourself! Use those speakers wisely. It is prefered to use them to chime in in any ongoing fight in wc. Otherwise you have to use at least 3 to grab people's attention. Use all caps sometimes. Otherwise you tap those fools.

    5.- People not to farm: kaw_community (get real, nobody there), mods(you close yourself some doors), newbies(come on now). Optional: drama queens(thread is about kicking maior ass not collecting more cries) All others you tap on, okay?

    6.- Deliver. Yo must run bars like crazy on these fools. That way they no you mean buziness. You tapped yet?

    7.- Wall them. Leave them links so they can get to you faster and you can also kick their butts faster. Also to give them a piece of your mind. Keep tappin.

    8.- Don't back down. Feeling the heat? That should drive you, not stop you. Tapping the attack button should help.

    9.- The more the merrier. I've had all of the big clans on me (except kofte and na*), plus a few other chumps on me. And many of them at the same time. The most fun I've ever had, tap away.

    10.- Don't go ps. It sucks the fun out of it. I did it and regret it. I could have had up to three times the inc if I hadn't. They strip you? Cry me a river u chump. Get over it. Buy another ally (Do not, I repeat, do not ask before u buy), or create a reset bomb (always fun to reset them). Keep doing ur tap tap.

    I hope this threads sheds some light on the arts of ass kicking.
     
  10. Such a ronier
     
  11. We owe you bruh
     
  12. Lucky you val. turd "has your back"
     

  13. I'ld have your back Precious but the walk around you to get back there would be such an epic journey ..and I'm sure the smell back there is atrocious
     
  14. :lol: Someone's had a bad day
     
  15. @BaconTurd_tryhard. You're so clever and relevant. You should almost be ready to make a thread of your own one day. You still don't get a ceasefire though, save your whining.
     
  16. ...why is this fool not forum banned?
     


  17. Guys guys, PLEASE. Stop arguing. Why can't we all get along and just read the OP?:


     
  18. Terra and his grammar ways strike again. That dude must have that condition in which eberithing must be perfect or he goes nuts
     

  19. CF? from you? ...not getting ANY inc, little tiny bit from Val but haven't had any failed SB from you for a little while now lol
     
  20. You're right Val ...back on topic pie eater