Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.
Re: Rhino Problemino Me too. To my knowledge, Pfizer doesn't work with horns and/or rhinos in general. Maybe I can species change to an oxen? I don't know.
I wouldn't pray. I mean, that's a bit extreme. I'm a rhino, so, I really don't even understand the concept of organized religion. If I met God or Allah or the Spaghetti Monster, I'd probably ram them with my limp horn. Hence the problem I have.
Well, you human Christians worship a zombie magician you've never seen/met from 2017 years ago because a book written that long ago said to. I'm weird?
I said "accidentally". Sometimes they get all in your mouth when you are eating some Rhino Quiznos or whatnot.
Rhino therapy is just a bunch or grunting and attacking. All stuff I shouldn't do with a limp horn. Plus a psychiatrist isn't covered under any Rhino insurance, so I wouldn't be able to afford it. I can't get a job. Because I'm a rhino.
What an awful situation. You're a rhino with a condition. You'd like to find a treatment for your condition so you can be a productive rhino, but you can't afford health insurance because you have no job. And you can't get a job because you're a rhino with a condition. It's a vicious cycle - if only there was a program or system to help you so you could get out of it. Instead, many people will probably just blame the rhino.
Your only problem is you are drinking the fluoridated water Fluoride is toxic to rhinos, it calcifies the pineal gland so it is unable to communicate with the quantum field Is also the active ingredient in Prozac which is an anti depressant and any rhino will tell you, taking anti depression medication that's not prescribed to you can cause suicidal thoughts and actions You may be thinking, but I prefer fizzy rhino cola, and I'll tell you those contain aspartame which also has terrible health effects They feed radioactive particles to ebola virus and what it poops out is that good ole sweetener aspartame, mmmmmhmmmm yummy gummy goodness Not to mention how acidic fizzy rhino cola is, it makes a better degreaser than something to consume Your body is 70% water and having it become so acidic as battery acid, your going to experience many diseases and adverse health consequences For which the only cure is to change your acid intake and go for higher pH intake Though doctors have not figured this simple fact out yet and likely they never will because there is no profits in curing disease So they'll just give you pills for it, and the side effects will be worse which require more pills and more side effects I haven't had a cold in over 20 years, I haven't been sick, I refuse vaccinations because I'm allergic to mercury which is so poisonus to the rhino body that it should be banned The food, water, and air in your habitat is poisoned my mainstream rhino corporations and big veterinarian is intentionally poisoning your rhino body so they can get you hooked on taking pills everyday for the rest of your life All while killing you slowly Ask yourself, why are rhino's almost extinct? It's a slow drip genocide, intentionally killing you and it's designed that way for maximum rhino profits The fewer the rhinos the easier to control, and by making the rhino education system mandatory and ineffective, you have a dumbed down population that's easy to control and farm them out for maximum profits Having an informed population of rhinos are impossible to govern, they know their rhino rights and they would claim even more, making the ruling rhino class ineffective as no one would follow their unlawful and destructive orders Imagine world rhino war 2 of no one followed orders, the mass genocide of white rhinos would have never happened, now there are zero white rhinos in the world and we have learned nothing