ran over a dog

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TopSopt, Nov 26, 2015.

  1. Tonight I ran over a dog. It was pretty dark. So I didn't see anything. When I got out of the car, I put the dead dog in my back of my trunk. Just got home. And I'm kinda scared. What should I do?
     
  2. Please honest question.
     
  3. I thought you were at best buy...
     
  4. Put it in a trash bag and leave it outside. Either call or take it to animal control...Then listen to Tacobell Dog by Weird Al
     
  5. You are a lier.
     
  6. He couldn't get the 49" for his grandma..
     
  7. Read the dog tags and return the deceased pet to its owner
     
  8. Must of took the 400 dollar for his spot outside the supermarket probs a good job you would of been squashed to death at stampede time.

    Edit sorry what am I saying go ask for a refund for your spot do us all a favour.
     
  9. Then place over fried rice and serve to Sasuke
     
  10. ^now that's a perfect idea
     
  11. It amused me that you missed and this ended up on the next page.
     
  12. 4 simple alphabet ↓
    B
    U
    R
    Y
     
  13. Too much work, throw it in your neighbors lawn.
     
  14. First I need you to admit your guilt on an online game

    Second you need to ice that dog before permanent damage is done to the major organs

    Third keep him on ice until technology is sufficient to revive him

    Source: I have 3 dogs in my freezer right now
     
  15. Weirdo alert
     
  16. Verdict: The Internet is messed up.
     
  17. Step 1: Get a wood chipper

    Step 2: Point wood chipper towards lawn/house/car of person you hate

    Step 3: Insert dog

    Step 4: ???

    Step 5: Police