Quote + KaW = ?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Planemaster, Nov 24, 2014.

  1. Instructions:

    1: Find a quote (Can be anything that doesn't violate the Tou)

    Here's one of my faves :)

    "You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like… victory. Someday this war's gonna end.

    2: Put who made it:

    Example to the top one:

    - Colonel Kilgore (Apocalypse Now)

    3: Then change parts of it so it relates to KaW. Here's one I made prior to the Shard Event:

    You hear that? Do you hear that? Butthurt, son. Nothing else in the world sounds like that.
    I love the sound of butthurt in the morning. You know, one time we had a guy stripped, for 12 hours. When it was all over, He logged on and didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' gold coin.
    The sound, you know that ragey sound, the whole wall. Sounded like… victory. Someday that guy's gonna quit.

    Or the alternative in which ST4T10N_H31N3Y suggested:

    You smell that? Do you smell that? Butthurt, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
    I love the smell of butthurt in the morning. You know, one time we had a guy stripped, for 12 hours. When it was all over, He logged on and didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' gold coin.
    The smell, you know that ragey smell, the whole wall. Smelt like… victory. Someday that guy's gonna quit.


    4: Post it (Original + Changed quote)


    List of Fame

    Best quotes:

    Please remember that a maximum of 3 quotes from the same person is allowed to be displayed on the list but you can do any number you like, just the top 3 of yours will be shown below

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    *Quotes are ranked between effort, how much they relate to KaW and how funny they are.

    Homeless Quotes. (Quotes that didn't make it to the list or lost their place are remembered here!)




    If one is to KaW, then one is to KaW, but that doesn't mean KaW like a noob, a troll or a eb fairly. For one to KaW they must be respected, nobody can KaW, it's based on skill![/quote]



     
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    "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
    William Shakespeare


    "Some apes were born rich, some achieved richness and some had our money thrust upon them."
     
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    :) Awesome, 4 more quotes and i'll update the list of fave quotes!
     
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    @planemaster ... U should have just changed butthurt and left smell .. Quote woulda been one heck of a lot funnier
     
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    You smell that? Do you smell that? Butthurt, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
    I love the smell of butthurt in the morning. You know, one time we had a guy stripped, for 12 hours. When it was all over, He logged on and didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' gold coin.
    The smell, you know that ragey smell, the whole wall. Smelt like… victory. Someday that guy's gonna quit.

    Lol, I wonder what Butthurt smells like…
     
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    Lube
     
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    "Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything." Plato

    KaW is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything.

    I know I only changed one word, but I think it works out still 
     
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    "To be or not to be"


    "To farm or not to farm"
    "To reset or not to reset"
    Replace "be" any relatable KaW term
     
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    Hmmm, interesting…
     
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    "The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink."
    -George Orwell

    "The great enemy of HFBC is free-to-play. When there is a gap between small players and large players widens, one turns as it were instinctively to butthurt and ranty threads, like a TROLL spurting out seals."

    It sucks, but meh. Might do more in the future.
     
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    Please could you put the author of the quote, thank you.
     
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    KAW = worst game ever which is full of pervs
     
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    Off topic, OP I suggest report.
     
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    Nah it's related to kaw
     
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    I'd accept light topics and debates on quotes with this thread but if you want to start something different, I suggest you start a new thread or I can report you.
     
  16. "Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety nine percent perspiration" Albert Einstein

    Leaderboard is one percent skill, ninety nine percent money.
     
  17. Very true
     
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    "Don't mess with me cella is my main"
     
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    The point of this thread is to get real quotes and mix them with aspects of KaW. Read the OP
     
  20. "You wanna play rough? Okeh, I play wit u!
    Say hello to my RESET BOMB!
    BOOM"

    :the original is by tony montana off scarface

    Original= "You wanna play rough? Okeh, I play wit u! Say hello to MY LITTLE FRIEND! BOOM"