Pun Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ProviingAPoint, May 3, 2016.

  1. Pun Thread


    Try to post the most puns that made you go LOL.
    -Picture also allowed.

    I will start.
    Shark-I wanted to make a pun on sharks but i JAWS can't.
     
  2. I want to be an axe murderer but I can't seem to hack it..
     
  3. Well,This is Hawkward.
     
  4. Shark puns? Fintastic!
     
  5. :)
     
  6. Shark puns just gill me.
     
  7. Wait, did I just mako one myself?
     
  8. Since Grant is chomping at the bits to dive into this thread, let me go out on a limb and tell you this joke..

    What can't a shark order at McDonald's in France?

    A Quarter Flounder with Cheese
     
  9. Yeah...givs us the eb Lol
     
  10. Are you shore you're okay with it?
     
  11. I think he is shore! I doubt he's sharks at it!
     
  12. Don't get ray-cist please.
     
  13. Let me write down some ocean jokes so u can sea them, although they might make you a little crabby. I'm telling you I'm not doing this on poirpoise.
     
  14. I swallowed paint. Now i'm dyeing inside.
     
  15. I think you need to be punished for these
     

  16. I sea what you did here, it's naut working
     
  17. This thread is no pun
     
  18. [bold]Hello[/bold]
     

  19. -old