Since you think all writing is fail, I'll give it a shot anyways. A little free verse. Dear Mr. Critic Sorry not to please you Did you expect us To sit here and feed you? We are not servants. Or whatever you want to call it. We're writers and proud So screw rhyming. I'm not a poet I'll never be one But I hope you enjoyed Or at least laughed. ~Lunar-Eclipse
Oh i wanna post a poem for him too. Sorry, hope ya don't mind. Your a fail troll A little bowl of hate Go die in a hole I hate you I don't know how to write any type of poems Orange
xD My poem trashes no-one though. I state facts and only facts. I don't enjoy insulting people. I merely enjoy entertaining people.
Hmm. I'm not a poet I'm a writer So why am I writing a poem? I'd like to state some facts. One, you're hated, d_bo. Two, we're not your slaves. We're free. We'll take that to the grave. Three, I'd like a sammich Four, poor you, You want one too Five, too bad, it's mine now I'll eat it if I want. Sammich is mine. Hating rights are mine. A stitch in time. Saves nine. Cheesy poems for the win.