pizza is something that should be taken seriously and stuff

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by thepizzaguy, Oct 22, 2014.

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  1. Hi I'm bob and I'm here to tell you that pizza is dangerous and can kill you if you don't give it complements every few minutes, that is all
     
    #1 thepizzaguy, Oct 22, 2014
  2. The most genuis thread ever
     
    #2 Noob3, Oct 22, 2014
  3. Nancor.
     
    #3 Noob3, Oct 22, 2014
  4. There's no topping that statement.
     
    #4 Dave, Oct 22, 2014
  5. Hi, I'm Hans and I've come to deliever pizza with extra saudage.
     
    #5 Kasama, Oct 22, 2014
  6. This thread gave me pizza
     
    #6 TE_xCadetDash, Oct 22, 2014
  7. No. That's all.
     
    #7 SadisticSnowman, Oct 22, 2014
  8. Want to hear a pizza joke?

    Never mind.....it's to cheesy.

    We love you pizza, oh yes we do.
     
    #8 deeceefee, Oct 22, 2014
  9. How do you fix a broken pizza?

    You guessed it....tomato paste.
     
    #9 deeceefee, Oct 22, 2014
  10. I agree
     
    #10 BenDover2, Oct 22, 2014
  11. Bacon stuffed crust with pepperoni and ham from pizza hut. Ice cold pepsi for company

    Nuff said
     
    #11 XXIII_FIN_IIIXX, Oct 22, 2014
  12. And it's compliment. Complement is a mathematical term....not that anyone cares as long as they have pizza. Do not anger 'Pizza the Hutt' with bad grammar and spelling.
     
    #12 deeceefee, Oct 22, 2014

  13. Y U make me hungry? :cry:
     
    #13 AmericanChurro, Oct 22, 2014
  14. Why go into the pizza business? To make some dough.
     
    #14 deeceefee, Oct 22, 2014
  15. What's the difference between a redneck (or insert whatever race, group, person, culture, ethnicity, socioeconomic group you wish to insult) and a large pepperoni pizza?

    A large pizza can feed a family of four. Ahhh ha ha ha ha......ha
     
    #15 deeceefee, Oct 22, 2014
  16. you shouldn't make fun of the pizza, you'll make him cry
     
    #16 thepizzaguy, Oct 22, 2014
  17. Time to give y'all a pizza my mind.
    Oh, sorry, that pun was cheesy...
    Gnnnh. I'll go to the corner now.
     
    #17 -I-IllIl-EveOfRemorse-lIlII-I-, Oct 22, 2014
  18. Great thread. Obviously a lot of thought and effort put into it. Good work OP
     
    #18 Imsoclever, Oct 23, 2014
  19. Shakeys pizza with chicken n mojos. Was dinner! :)
     
    #19 IIIIIBlllIIEIIIllEllllIRIIIII, Oct 23, 2014
  20. A cheese pizza would be just nice.
     
    #20 sean893, Oct 23, 2014
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