A man is speeding driving home on the freeway. The looks in his rearview mirror and sees a cop chasing him. The man says oh well I'll just out run him. So he started speeding 80,90,100 when he realizes it's a stupid ideal. Then man starts to slw down and pulls over. The cop pulls behind him and walks up to the window and says " sir it's been a ling night, my shift ends in 30 min I want to go home. If you can give me a good reason that I have never heard before I'll let you go." The man thinks for a second and looks at the cop and says," well officer my wife ran off with a cop a month ago and I thought you were bringing her back." the cop looks at the man and says have a nice day