only kids

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by lIl--l_lND3AD--_--J3ST3R--lIl, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Only once you have kids you find some of this out.

    1. You find yourself saying things you never thought you might ever say.

    *get you foot out your mouth*
    *why did you put that in your nose*
    *how many times do I have to say dont drink the soap you can fart bubbles*

    2.you learn how to share the bathroom with little ones. In the middle of a poop but ur 2yr old needs to pee, yup time to wipe and hold it or clean up pee off floor.

    3.Time with the wife/hubby gone so there will be no making a play mate to get the 1st off your back at times.

    4. Can no longer pay for wars in kaw need diapers :(
    *but is funny when they get phone and hit people for you lol have had this happen with a good clan mate at least.

    The point to all of this in this thread is for us with kids to post and laugh at things they have done and scare the life out of them that don't have lol.
     
    #1 lIl--l_lND3AD--_--J3ST3R--lIl, Apr 8, 2015
  2. Haha I love when my kids do this stuff. The little tykes are just so adorable 
     
    #2 ____Demon____, Apr 8, 2015
  3. No kids but I have a little sister that I do anything she wants
     
    #3 iDeception, Apr 8, 2015
  4. Need to brake that or your in for it when she wants a car lol jk good to hear bud
     
    #4 lIl--l_lND3AD--_--J3ST3R--lIl, Apr 8, 2015
  5. The best is when u let them play with your iPad and then notice they downloaded $400 worth of minecraft crap.
     
    #5 A_Smooth_Criminal, Apr 8, 2015
  6. Im still a kid 
     
    #6 but_bandit, Apr 8, 2015
  7. I don't have kids but these have been said before

     
    #7 TERRA, Apr 8, 2015
  8. That's when they go to mom and dad :lol:
     
    #8 iDeception, Apr 8, 2015
  9. The 4th one I have to tell myself a lot.
     
    #9 Chop-Suey, Apr 8, 2015
  10. After mine spent $100 on wallpaper( he was 3 ) I learned to lock out any money acc on phone
     
    #10 lIl--l_lND3AD--_--J3ST3R--lIl, Apr 8, 2015
  11. But the last one I think may only be not shore how many if any have said don't drink the soap it won't make ur farts turn to bubbles
     
    #11 lIl--l_lND3AD--_--J3ST3R--lIl, Apr 8, 2015
  12. My son likes hitting the green button. He once woke me up saying "hit green button? Green button!" (The repeat button)
     
    #12 Dirty_LovelyDenial, Apr 8, 2015
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