Firstly, this is my first post. Sorry for my lack of not stupid that will manifest itself here, most likely. Next up, on to important stuff. Exactly how are you supposed to wear this? So I got a pair of hooves that are useless because of the descry leggings. More importantly, exactly WHO came up with this? How do you put on GOAT LEGS? I can understand that they're pants made of goat fur, and I can get how it would be like feetie pajamas to put them on. If they didn't have hooves. How do the hooves work? Are they some sort of shoe? Can you carve out a goat hooves to fit a human foot and still have a function as a shoe? And how convenient is it that you just happened to have found a GOAT HOOF that JUST HAPPENED to fit you in the middle of the OCEAN (I'm a goat hoof size 11, extra wide, BTW)? And how is goat fur gonna make you hit things harder? What is a pair of GOAT HOOVES doing in the middle of the ocean? Why did you put them on and find out they make you hit harder in the first place? Did you see someone put them on? What idiot put them on first? And HOW do they keep appearing in the middle of the ocean? Is there a random goat herder down there, just chilling with Z'uthy? (I bet his name is Dave. Not sure why, but I'm pretty sure all goat herders should be named Dave.) Next, the Hystricade (I probably butchered that spelling.) Helmet. How does a glowing helmet make you sneaky? IT GLOWS, FOR KAW'S SAKE. It straight up, undeniably, without a shadow of a doubt, glows red. And it limits your eyesight. If you need to be sneaky, you gotta be aware of the things around you (I'm assuming. Would anyone who actually knows about sneaking around prove or disprove this?), so why would you limit your eyesight? More to come as I find more equipment to complain about. Again, sorry if I'm being stupid. I'll make it pretty after I post it.
Thank you for explaining why I said I was being stupid. Twice. I explained I was being stupid 2 times. I'm really relieved that someone explained what I said TWICE.
I will say what I said before 2 TIME. Don't you listen now I have to say it TWICE? TWICE. Now I'm going to copy your repetitious and slightly annoying use of capitalisation of the word twice and mock your previous post by copying your post style and sentence structuring.
Congratulations. You said you were going to do something, then you did it. Am I supposed to be impressed? I know, the whole concept of the post was stupid. So does ANYONE who reads it with half a brain cell (so basically anyone but me.).
Fyi the hooves and the origins helm were the first equipment released. Don't take them seriously as equipment has changed a lot over time
Anarchy doesn't hit back and never will the way I see it you have each others back in the forums, forum warriors.
Grizzy, 62m CS vs 16m CS hansel. 5 mil of that being SDT. Why don't I hit back? Because coward noobs aren't worth the time or even the steam off my piss. Plus you hit me like twice, got better stuff to do than hit coward wannabes hiding in Apoc.
You didn't hit back so I left you to it, run your mouth you get hit its a game no coward in me thanks though. Oh and I'm not hiding I'm right here.