OMG!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -WillyTheDeuce-, Nov 28, 2014.

  1. OMG KAW!


    I just witnessed something horrible!



    Today I was in Boston visiting family and I noticed a man following an old asian woman and her little asian grand daughter or something - unnecessarily close. It caught my attention.



    He followed them for 4 blocks before making his move, I only saw all of this because they were all in front of me walking down Huntington Ave. and I felt the need to protect them.



    Anyways, the man kept getting closer and closer to them until finally he hit the woman with a crowbar and grabbed the girl.



    I immediately ran up to him as fast as I could and whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought "nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!"


    I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.


     
  2. Lol wut 
     
  3. I... I...

    I dont know what to say.
     
  4. The hell have I just read
     
  5. I think this is the turkey high kicking in...
     
  6. I just laughed a little harder than I should've :lol:
     
  7. It's sad my brain immediately picked up on that and was singing as soon as you whistled for a cab
     
  8. God damn it, Willy. -.-
     
  9. :lol: willy you sick sick man
     
  10. Too much dinner?
     
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  12. This is brilliant, this has turned my life in a whole new direction.
     
  13. We talked about this one thread a month thing. Any more than one and you post stuff like this. It's for your own sake.
     
  14. I'm high or this is really funny, possibly both
     
  15. OMG yourself -SillyWilly-