What is the weirdest dream you have ever had? Here's mine: Basically, I was walking away from the school cafeteria and this human-sized apple drops on top of the science block. As i'm staring at it, I accidentally walk into this really muscley guy. He bundles me to a wall and is about to punch me but luckily i'm able to escape by kicking in the private parts. You know how you try and run in a dream but the floor is like ice? Yep, that happened to me. I'm trying to run and he pushes me to the ground and knocks me into a 6 week coma. I wake up (still in the dream) and find throughout the 6 weeks, that same human-sized apple is looking after me like a nurse would. Then I actually wake up. What's your weirdest dream?
you are still in the coma. you need to wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up!
That reminds of this one time I ate space bee royal jelly... All I needed to do was not eat the 3 spoons but would I listen? Comas are fun..
The weirdest dream I had went like this: I was on a bus. Filled with ugly people. I sat down next to someone in the front. Then my crush boards the bus. She grabs my shirt and pulls me in for a kiss, but instead throws me into the isle. She sits in my spot and I have to walk to the last seat in the back. Everyone is laughing at me. I sit down and someone hands me a knife. I slit my wrist. I blink and I'm standing on top of a tree. I tie a rope around my neck and jump *CRACK*. Not the branch, but my neck snaps. That is when I wake up.
I had one where I got killed in a drive-by shooting by Postman Pat because I'd abducted his cat and fed it steroids and used it in underground dog fights.
I had a dream once, where I kept having the same dream over and over again, but small details were slightly changed, until it was completely different. I also had one were I was a slimy worm. No more Mushrooms on my pizza before bed.