North Korea Prison VS Mexico Prison

Who would be dumb enough to go to those countries in first place

 

Well me personally, having been arrested numerous times, can say in general, that you do not want to be arrested anywhere.

 

I go to Mexico often. Was just there about a week after thanksgiving when my grandpa died. Had to go to Cd. Victoria, Tamaulipas, Mexico. There was great food as always :lol:

 

Mexican prisons family can live with u. And everyone is corrupt. I'd go that route. North Korea they would just execute you.

Note : this is my opinion and not fact

 

Well well well..

Let's do a scientific tale of the tape on these two prisons shall we?..


Prison greeter:

North Korea:


Mexico:


Winner: Umm.. That Korean lady look pissed off.. I'll just go massage Salma Hayek's body parts.. Foot.. Foot!! For life..



Prison Food:

North Korea: Kimchi with mystery meat

Mexico: Chimichangas with mystery meat

Winner: Mexico.. Even Deadpool likes Chimichangas



Movies they show in prison:

North Korea: Interview.. Jk! Jk!.. You get Martin Scorsese's Good Fellas to show how corrupted America is..

Mexico: From Dusk till Dawn.. Jk! Jk!.. You get Midnight Express to show how Turkish prisons are waaay better..

Winner: Mexico.. Turkish prisons are waay better



Celebrity Visitor:

North Korea: PSY (oh wait he's South Korean).. Dennis Rodman in a dress?

Mexico: Danny Trejo

Winner: North Korea.. I always want to play horse with Dennis..




Prison Currency:

North Korea: Playboys first ever non-naked edition

Mexico: duh.. US dollar ofcourse...

Winner: Mexico.. Their money market strategy is sound



Where to get Escape tips:

North Korea: May be you can be a stowaway when they launch a TaePoDong towards US

Mexico: El Chapo

Winner: Mexico.. He's had success..



Favourite Joke in Prison:

North Korea:


Mexico:

Yo Quiero Taco Bell!

Winner: North Korea.. I kinda like the takeout Chinese food..

There you have it folks!!!.. Remember.. If you drop the soap, don't ever pick it up..

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Mexico prisons are stacked, like 20 guys for a cell of 4, but than again with money they get everything so, yeah mexico is better.
I am talking of people i met that have been in Cd, Juarez jail.

 

Much cringe

 

As long as it's the Jail that has you and not the cartels you should be fine

 

Yeah Ashes, that post should've been the op lol

 

hmmm I'm thinking there's more chance of you being "sexually abused" in a Mexican Prison

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hek if them to honeys are prison guards lock me up and throw away the key

 

Actually you can go to North Korea, but you are escorted to places and they don't let you go to the 'undesireable' places

 

Good luck getting into North Korea... They only let a select few and getting in is almost impossible. I don't think they have prison tho, they probably just execute ppl instead.

 

Ops try out both prisons n get back to us.

 

North Korean be like

"He's a mole!"

 

Lol shut up

 

Turkish prisons are worse then mexico though

 

Ashes, lmao. Spot on mate.