(Let me know what you think of it) Your Kingdoms real estate agent pitch for hoarfrost Hey there buddy how have you been! I see you are doing well with those highlands! Looking N-I-C-E-nice *whistles* Well I know when you started we gave you two land for the low low price of absolutly nothing! And from there you created an empire! plots went up but in the end you did it man! *awkward buddy punch to the chest by a man you hate* Then we found some turf up in the hills! And let me say you have done an amazing job with what you built there! Now my friend-*puts arm around your shoulder and walks you to a cave* Do I have an offer for you. ***** eating grin* We have now, for sale: RUSSIA *cough* I mean Hoarfrost! No, not Wulf's ex-wife. Here- there is no hassle, low start up cost, no fuss, no need for towers, because who wants to sent their armys and spies up here durning the winter, which never ends! No lag, no dreams, no sag, no queens No fits, no fuss, kids, no us! Just you and ice sounds nice - thought so. To get started it will cost the low low price of 5 bill! But No cats, no dogs, all work, no play The sun is gone its night all day No ****, no fun, no guns, just sword, 1-T last land new eb to forget the undead horde! No seals, no quells, no hillbullys in high heels Face numb, brain dumb, sake of your kongdom! No women, cold booze, ice swords, big coats Lakes of gold, big armies, do not wear shorts And I swear we are not talking about North Dakota! So what do you say! Break new grounds today and have the satifaction that paintboy will be the first guy to piss you off but you'll be able to throw snowballs at by a dwarf looking snow elf thing, it, whatever, and all he can do is criticize you and laugh at your response! But what am I saying, of course you'll going to buy! Otherwise have fun being burned and buried by your opponent in yhe next osw if you don't! Also selling allies, pots, and baby pictures of moose! (Hope y'all enjoyed. And got some laughs out of it. -Wulf you're mention comes from you saying that over 4 times lol, paintboy, you already know people would like to see you get buried in a mountain of snow, tears and broken dreams.. keep up the good work!) War-Treaty-Peace-Repeat.