The Basic Causes of War Section One, the Accusation With every great war, there is a piss poor reason behind it. Some of the most popular reasons are •Allies hires •"Disrespecting" each other and my personal favorite •He farmed me and I need my clan to help me How does this all happen? Ally Hires Well, ally hires are generally the most immature reason to go to war. All allies are for sale, thus nobody should be fighting over who owns who. It's disrespectful to the player being fought over, since you're treating them more like a cheap call girl rather than a living human being. "Disrespecting" This usually causes a good number of wars. Players will enter the world chat arena, and battle it out using phrases such as "Get a life" or "I did your mom". Eventually one of them becomes enraged at the fact that their mother was insulted by someone they don't know, and thus starts the war. He farmed me This has to be the biggest war starter of them all. For you see, within all clans there is a player known as a "Tattling Timmy". Once poor Timmy starts to recieve a small amount of incoming hits from the superior player he or she pissed off, he tattles to his clan. Then the clan, falling to Timmy's devilish cries for help, end up fighting Timmy's fight for him. Here we have a rare sight of a Tattling Timmy in action As you can see, Timmy has no regrets with starting the fight. His only concern is his clan knows who to launch a full scale war on for his poor decisions. Section Two, the Soldiers With every great war, there is a line of meat shie- I mean professionally trained soldiers to defend the leaderboard member of that clan. Here are some of Kaw's most infamous types of soldier. The Blindsided **** Starter This is one of Kaw's most used soldier. This type of soldier usually has no idea why their clan is at war. But swears on Christ himself that they will fight to the end for their clan. Some attributes of this soldier include •Oblivious to current situation •Goes in guns blazing whether they go 0/10/8 or 10/10/8 •Usually just a member (admins or owners on rare occassions) •Has about much say in clan decisions made as women had in the 1800's •Will not back down even after cf is made which usually results in another war starting The Bragging Man These soldiers are essential to every war. What does pinning someone mean if you can't publicly announce that they are indeed dtw? The answer is it means nothing. These soldiers will always take any chance they have to make it appear like they have indeed done something valuable to help their clan win the war. Some attributes of this soldier include •Always announcing in chat when they have pinned someone (especially a high priority target) •Lots of sims to use in wc •Usually known by most of the kaw community as "annoying" and "butthurt" •Will never deny their clan is losing a war •Will always make it appear as if they can single handedly fight an entire clan or lb players The No Mercy Man These soldiers are definitely the ones you want in your clan. They will always make sure to point out that they in fact, do not show mercy. These soldiers usually continue to hit players even after a cf has been put into effect, claiming they are still hitting for something that personally affected them back in 2007. Some attributes of these soldiers include •Always will have a list of "perm farms" •Usually hold grudes •Buying an ally from them results in your name on their list of people they hope one day get millaria, smallpox, or testicular cancer •Will usually stalk players even months after they had a conflict with them I hope I have enlightened you on some of the most factual facts of wars happening in Kaw to date. ~Gla
This isn't spam. That one sentence thread by him is spam. Spam is multiple of the same message or pointless threads with no effort. I.E. When everyone was saying "no support" to things that aren't ideas or a thread like: Title: Hi Body: "Anyone here want to chat?"