need a laugh?

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Dakota1420, Oct 30, 2012.

  1. One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

    The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma." The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

    Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Note *this is not my story and I have permission to copy this**
     
  2. Hmmm no one has read it yet...
     
  3. read it, not funny
     
  4. Making a joke from praying with God isn't really funny, though the concept of this joke is...if you like dark humor.
     
  5. I will admit, I had a damn good laugh from this.

    And princess, you seem upset. You automatically assumed he was referring to praying in your religion, yet it could be a "different" god. That is how it works with all your fancy different ones, right?
     
  6. Hmm...
    Not as funny as you make out :|
     
  7. I don't get why the milkman died?
     
  8. The milkman was the boy's father, not the guy 
     
  9. Lol what the heck? It's kind of depressing.. Hm. XD
     
  10. 
     
  11. To all those not understanding; The joke is that the father didn't know that the milikman was his 'son's' father. He was expecting to die himself, but instead the milkman died. This is the point when the father realised that his partner (not necessarily his wife) has cheated on him with the milkman and his 'son' isn't his.
     
  12. I found it funny