|-|3110 !\!on-1337-$pe@|< []D30p1e. Hello Non-noob players. I felt it was time to make a dictionary for all of you who DON'T want your head to explode next time you talk with a Noob, so, to further humanity, and after the loss of Millions of braincells, HOURS of hitting my head against the keyboard, and finally 32 trips to the hospital for head explosions, I bring you what could possibly be the Biggest thing since sliced bread... HOW TO SPEAK NOOB! 1) Addressing a N00B To address a noob and make Common ENGLISH understandable to n00bs, you must use these: -[fail=999] [/fail] -/sarcasm If EVER you place the first around a section of n00bspeak, WATCH OUT! When used on N00BSpeak, the amount of PURE FAIL in one place CAN AND WILL kill you. 2) THE ACTUAL DICTIONARY PART I DIDN'T WANT TO USE BBCODES ON A/a= /-\, @, 4 B/b=J3, |3 C/c=[, (, {, < D/d=|], [), [} E/e= 3, £, € F/f=STFU AND/OR GTFO! G/g=(no way to translate without a sledgehammer) H/h=[-], |-|, }-{ I/i=|, !, 1, ; J/j=_], _}, _) K/k=|<, ]<, }<,|€ L/l=|_, |, 1, [] M/m= /\/\, []V[], |\/|, ^^, |¥| ATTENTION! YOU ARE NOW HALFWAY THROUGH THE NOOB DICTIONARY, I WOULD ADVISE CALLING 911 IF YOU ALREADY HAVEN'T! N/n=|\|, ]\[, /\/ O/o=0, (), <>, {} P/p=[]D Q/q=(no way to translate without a sledgehammer) R/r=P\ S/s=$ T/t=7 U/u=(_), [_], |_| V/v=\/, \¥/ W/w=\/\/,\¥/\¥/ X/x=>< Y,y=¥ Z/z=(no way to translate without a sledgehammer) !=11!1!111!!!! Have you survived? CONGRATULATIONS! You now have my respect.
32 hospital trips and you have the nerve to say THAT? I just saved your life 32 times over. You shall be my first n00b-slave.
I can't go on forgetting to credit J3 anymore!!! *reads n00bish wothout proper [fail=999] [/fail] ) protection* *head explodes*
[Fail=999] Even I can't understand you Epic [/fail] (for a second there I read the name as ZERO_MECH) (I almost died there)