N00b-Speak Dictionary

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by IamKingCole, Jun 6, 2011.

  1. |-|3110 !\!on-1337-$pe@|< []D30p1e.

    Hello Non-noob players.





    I felt it was time to make a dictionary for all of you who DON'T want your head to explode next time you talk with a Noob, so, to further humanity, and after the loss of Millions of braincells, HOURS of hitting my head against the keyboard, and finally 32 trips to the hospital for head explosions, I bring you what could possibly be the Biggest thing since sliced bread... :cool:





    HOW TO SPEAK NOOB!


    1) Addressing a N00B

    To address a noob and make Common ENGLISH understandable to n00bs, you must use these:

    -[fail=999] [/fail]
    -/sarcasm

    If EVER you place the first around a section of n00bspeak, WATCH OUT! When used on N00BSpeak, the amount of PURE FAIL in one place CAN AND WILL kill you.

    2) THE ACTUAL DICTIONARY PART I DIDN'T WANT TO USE BBCODES ON


    A/a= /-\, @, 4

    B/b=J3, |3

    C/c=[, (, {, <

    D/d=|], [), [}

    E/e= 3, £, €

    F/f=STFU AND/OR GTFO!

    G/g=(no way to translate without a sledgehammer)

    H/h=[-], |-|, }-{

    I/i=|, !, 1, ;

    J/j=_], _}, _)

    K/k=|<, ]<, }<,|€

    L/l=|_, |, 1, []

    M/m= /\/\, []V[], |\/|, ^^, |¥|

    ATTENTION! YOU ARE NOW HALFWAY THROUGH THE NOOB DICTIONARY, I WOULD ADVISE CALLING 911 IF YOU ALREADY HAVEN'T!

    N/n=|\|, ]\[, /\/

    O/o=0, (), <>, {}

    P/p=[]D

    Q/q=(no way to translate without a sledgehammer)

    R/r=P\

    S/s=$

    T/t=7

    U/u=(_), [_], |_|

    V/v=\/, \¥/

    W/w=\/\/,\¥/\¥/

    X/x=><

    Y,y=¥

    Z/z=(no way to translate without a sledgehammer)

    !=11!1!111!!!!

    Have you survived? CONGRATULATIONS! You now have my respect. :D
     
  2. That's not...

    Nevermind 0.o
     
  3. You're my farm now :roll:
     
  4. This
    Post
    Is
    Stupod
     
  5. 32 hospital trips and you have the nerve to say THAT? I just saved your life 32 times over. You shall be my first n00b-slave.
     
  6. This thread is completely false.

    The J3 is the least noobish thing ever.
     
  7. Crap! I forgot to add that you were the one to use it, so it CAN'T be noobish...
     
  8. J3lack and J3lackJ3ird has used it...
     
  9. I can't go on forgetting to credit J3 anymore!!!



    *reads n00bish wothout proper [fail=999] [/fail] ) protection*




    *head explodes*
     
  10. Without*


    And Remorse, it's simply because I only ever see J3aconator on the forums anymore.
     
  11. [fail=999]

    J3(_)|¥|P

    [_]P

    /\/\>-

    7|-|P\34D

    [/fail]
     
  12. Hiya I'm Xplorer
     
  13. [Fail=999] Even I can't understand you Epic [/fail]

    (for a second there I read the name as ZERO_MECH)

    (I almost died there)
     
  14. 
     
  15. Hehehehheahahhoogog
     
  16. lol

    I guess I can't really kick Epic from my thread because he IS using noob-speak...