So I met this girl who worked at Starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. We went bowling, and draink root beers. Then I took her to the beach. So we took a walk along the beach, and we flirted in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting close, and she slowly leaned into my face and we kissed for the first time guys! She was really a good kisser, and it made me feel funny. She was really aggressive and was biting my lips and neck and stuff. I cried a little. Finally, she pushed me against the wall and looks at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen. I said ""Man, you're so cray, wanna be my girlfriend?" and she says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She unbuttons her shirt and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"
ermagherd. No she is real actually. The cearal thing I just made up so I could mentioned she unbuttoned her shirt. I am pumped I now have a girlfriend that likes to kiss and unbutton her shirt. But thats all she did. She was a little warm from the walking and I am probably good at kissisng.
Thank you for laughing. That is what me and my girlfrirnd wanted. I dont know why this make anyone upset
I saw the title of the thread. Is your new girlfriend Arkosa? Or Arkosa's mom? Arkosa's mom, has got it going on