My New Girlfriend

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Bongo_Hombre, Feb 14, 2015.

  1. So I met this girl who worked at Starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register.

    She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. We went bowling, and draink root beers. Then I took her to the beach. So we took a walk along the beach, and we flirted in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic.

    We started really getting close, and she slowly leaned into my face and we kissed for the first time guys! She was really a good kisser, and it made me feel funny. She was really aggressive and was biting my lips and neck and stuff. I cried a little.

    Finally, she pushed me against the wall and looks at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen. I said ""Man, you're so cray, wanna be my girlfriend?" and she says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!"

    So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She unbuttons her shirt and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"


     
  2. This was life changing
     
  3. Im so confused. Was she actually the toucan or something?
     
  4. Yes. It was.

    Too bad I don't have the time to comprehend it.
     
  5. What just happened?
     
  6. A month older... You're a regular cougar hunter there bud 
     
  7. We double teamed your mom
     
  8. Well that was an "interesting" read
     
  9. That's amazing, she pushed you up against the wall while walking on the beach? Mind blown!!!!
     
  10. Seawall maybe? Or a wall of emotion?
     



  11. Or what about a glass case?
     

  12. ermagherd.

    No she is real actually. The cearal thing I just made up so I could mentioned she unbuttoned her shirt. I am pumped I now have a girlfriend that likes to kiss and unbutton her shirt. But thats all she did. She was a little warm from the walking and I am probably good at kissisng.
     
  13. Thanks for making my life just a little more unpleasant.
     
  14. I stopped reading at that point JUST to comment on that solely. :lol:
     
  15. What do you mean?
     
  16. Tbh: I laughed haha
     
  17. Thank you for laughing. That is what me and my girlfrirnd wanted. I dont know why this make anyone upset
     
  18. I saw the title of the thread. Is your new girlfriend Arkosa? Or Arkosa's mom?

    Arkosa's mom, has got it going on
     
  19. Eh what???
     




  20. This is her back in the day. Check out how strong Arkosa was....