My little waffle seller story :3

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Cardinal_Talon, Nov 7, 2012.

  1. Once lived a waffle seller, a hoboo at that. As you might have guessed, he has one of those short & simple names. So, he is Bob. Bob was round. Small. & he could hardly reach down to touch his feet. Now, stating the obvious; he was a waffle-seller. Sold waffles. One day he was out selling waffled as usual to gain profit: BUY MY WAFFLES!!! ~ #<(*-*)>#
    And, he hardly gained any profit for he screamed & shouted in peoples faces to buy his waffles. And I myself believe he was only shouting the nonsense for attention, not money. One other day he was doing what he does every day: Selling waffled. Then, this happened:

    BUY MY WAFFLES! #<(*-*<) Wait, anyone there? (>*-*)># Anyone? #<(*-*)>#
    ANYONE?!?! #<(°O°)>#

    Then he realized that he could get money by selling waffles. Then he realized that he shouldn't scream
     
    #1 Cardinal_Talon, Nov 7, 2012
  2. Another tiny account...?
    :|

    We need a forum stat limit or something, this is getting annoying.
     
    #2 W32SQLE_Anarchy, Nov 7, 2012
  3. Ahhh! It didn't finish *-* Anyways



    He realized they wouldn't come if he shouted, that's why it was deserted now. So, he did that and gained money. After years he bought a house, married a screaming wife like him and lived happily ever after. But they didn't have kids xD


    Once lived a waffle seller. The end. :3


    >_<
     
    #3 Cardinal_Talon, Nov 7, 2012
  4. Hmmm
     
    #4 Oli_MaCHiNE-Bear, Nov 7, 2012
  5. Such a stimulating story, i hardly noticed you had mental disability.
     
    #5 StrictlyProfessional, Nov 7, 2012
  6. O/)O Its not me. Its the stupid device that cant tell w from p
     
    #6 Cardinal_Talon, Nov 7, 2012
  7. this is what should be on forums it helps people with nothing and is completely pointless -,-
     
    #7 Simply_Josh, Nov 7, 2012
  8. Utterly pointless this...... watching paint dry seems more interesting.....
     
    #8 spentastic-explosion, Nov 7, 2012
  9. Anarchy my good friend, For once I must disagree with you. It wasn't a terrible thread, stats have nothing to do with it, I've seen a variety of much worse threads this week by players with larger stats than you and I!
     
    #9 Sly, Nov 7, 2012
  10. But OP, perhaps consider posting these sort of texts in the thread 'The Writer's Café' in the Fan Fiction section of the forums.
     
    #10 Sly, Nov 7, 2012
  11. need a forum guide on what to put on forums where and how to write threads would be helpfull
     
    #11 Simply_Josh, Nov 7, 2012
  12. No, it's not a terrible thread.

    Doesn't mean it's not completely pointless though?
    I know stats have nothing to do with it, but I'm sick of people posting with tiny accounts so they can't be hit...

    :|
     
    #12 W32SQLE_Anarchy, Nov 7, 2012
  13. Shadow, you don't need to physically be told exactly where to place threads do you? It's common sense.

    But I guess it wouldn't be a bad idea for newbs.
     
    #13 Sly, Nov 7, 2012
  14. True Anarchy, but unfortunately we gotta live with it. There's no way to change the fact that people post with no-stat noob alts. :-(
     
    #14 Sly, Nov 7, 2012
  15. Lol. This thread was just a random, due to boredness kind of thread.
     
    #15 Cardinal_Talon, Nov 9, 2012
  16. Stats have nothing to do with writing capability, or am I stating the obvious?
    My stats are crap, and I've been appearing and "disappearing" on fanfic a lot longer than many think.
    I may not post often, but I'm there, watching.... Heheheh

    As to the story, pointless. Seriously?||[• - •]||
     
    #16 etak, Nov 9, 2012
  17. :lol:
     
    #17 *JessicaKruschke (01), Nov 19, 2012
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