My Girlfriend's Diary

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Guzzle, Mar 28, 2015.

  1. I stumbled upon my girlfriend's diary, and I'll be posting an Entry a day:


    Day: 1
    Diary Entry:
    [My Name] and I have been dating for six months now. He's so kind to me that I think I might actually be in love with him. The only problem is that he is keep taping his phone every hour. Is he cheating on me?
     
  2. lol I don't think you should be posting that here, but then again, it might just be made up. Either way this should be entertaining
     
  3. Your girlfriend hasn't gotten herself some edumacating has she?
     
  4. Great boyfriend that you'd first, even open your girlfriends diary, second that you'd read it, and third that you'd post it in the forums of an online game for everyone else to read and be witness to her most private thoughts and feelings.

    Nah, seriously though it makes you a tool.

    If this wasn't fake as hell that is. :roll:
     
  5. I think they may have broken up.
     
  6. shes just thinking that after six months? :|
     

  7. Plot hole identified
     
  8. Many ways are there
    1. Tell truth
    2. Make herself/hinself addicter of Kaw.
    3. Dont tell her about kaw wlse u may have to stop playing.
    Lol
     
  9. Yea, that's a whole lot of tapping been done on that acct.
     
  10. She said "taping".

    Like maybe his phone is broken or something? :?
     
  11. True.. It also seems like this post is fake
     
  12. If you get on her kaw, never let her read the forums 
     
  13. You managed not to tell her in six months that you play a game on your phone? Geez. You are a private person with trust issues for going through her diary.

    I'm guessing this relationship won't last 
     
  14. This wasn't thought through. 
     
  15. Oh my god.

    its clearly a JOKE people, lighten up.

    *facepalm*
     
  16. True. I can fall in love within minutes. But maybe I am just hella decisive.

    Six months is like... i dun evn.
     
  17. I didn't know blow-up dolls could ever write???
     
  18. Six months of Bob isn't enough bob stop complaining
     
  19. Also, if it was too hard to figure out, OP talks about unloading on EB. Taping erry ower = repet acshun