My first ever live documentary

The tragic story of a spy.

So for the last few weeks I've been dancing with 5 different hlbc all operating on their own.

Now I've learned a few things throughout these fun and exciting times. Spies are no longer the powerhouse they once war. In fact it may be the worse build in the game.

Now when I say spy I'm referring to pure spies and true hansels that don't have bfa to make up for there loss of attack power.


Now the 5 I've been doing the tango with up till today I have nothing bad to say. They have hit and hit and done so in good keeping of the game.

But today marks the day of the 6th hlbc joining and holy LMMFAO. I have got to do a live documentary on this one.

The Prologue:

* The Pot by Tool plays quietly in the background as Dennis Haysbert begins the VoiceOver.  *

He's not new, many of you know him, he's been around awhile. AAH's very own, Ladies and Gentleman, make a round of applause for BASS!!!

* duuun duuuun duuuuuuuun *

So let's dive into my first ever live documentary, shall we?


It all started on a Friday night. I was being held down by chains, by my clan and being forced tickled. And I hate being tickled!

Luckily, I was able to con one of my admin to unlock the cuffs for a 2tril volley. Teddy hesitated at first but he couldn't resist my smooth talking self and he unbound me!

As soon as he did I made a run for it! And I haven't returned home yet. And I won't until all members of 46 sign the No Tickling Act of 2013.

Now it's been ages since I've got to spread my wings do I've been bouncing around visiting old friends and enemies alike.

Upon my journeys I ran to an old wise man who said it was Sexy_Sirens birthday. I knew right away I had to drop by AAH and wish her the best and have some good ole back and forth with one of my favorite people on the game Inter.

Tragically, they weren't around. Something about Inter taking her out to try on new birthday suits. Idk it was kind weird and lost in translation.

But hey, I'm already here so why not enjoy the time and hang out. Now cc was kinda dead but if ya ever been in a clan with me you know I like a poppin cc.

So I jump in and start a conversation. A rather good one too, discussing ally trading and giving some players tips and tricks that they thanked me for. Its what I do. Under it all, I enjoy helping people understand the game.

Hell I even went far enough to hire multiple crappy allies off of a few players and helped them invest in better ones.

Now throughout this, BASS says

Idk why but everything in me wants to farm you...

I giggled, kinda like I did when the ticklefest 46 pulled on me started.

I told him to go ahead, I have no qualms being hit. Meanwhile wondering if he's aware of what comes with that. Yes I'm sure he is, I decided.

So he does, and fails every action. Then disappears.

All the meanwhile I'm still in cc bringing his clan up to date on things kaw. Sadly, it seems that Yafi really did send them back to the stone ages. They looked like cute adorable puppies without a clue in the world and I just wanted to help get them on the path to being pit bulls.

So time goes by and I'm sharing knowledge with these players and out of now were butthurt ass aka BASS, shows back up. Only it's I'm my news feed for dropping me from clan

At this point, I receive many follows and pms from AAH regarding what BASS and apologizing for his foul behavior. Claiming he's still butthurt over the last tango. Which I understand. He has two left feet lol.

At this point I decided to 0 his spies out of sheer why the **** not. He shoulda know what hitting me would warrant, am I'm sure he did.

This was about 3-4 hours ago. Since then, he has nonstop failed on me. As a matter of fact. Only 3 successful action came through and I can't even give him full credit for those because of the other spies taking dance lessons.

Now in the true fashion of an old school warrior. The banter begins.

I'll skip all the boring parts and bring up the highlights.

- being a hitter with trillions and having 1.2mil in static spy def is consider to be a sissy move by BASS

-BASS's build - pure spy with 1.8mil static spy def and 0 allies.

Yes it's ok to chuckle.

Now let's continue.

- He claims to be losing because of my towers and because I'm running Mithril spells which is also a sissy move.

- note that I have no spells casted only Rancor level making my profile page blue.

-He now claims that I'm not hitting him so I am a sissy. However I've 0'd his spies and he's not as much as killed 1/4 of mine in 3 hours. My troops, forget he hasn't even touched them.

-BASS questions why I don't hit

-I inform there's no need. I can pin him by just watching him fail in my news feed.

-BASS now claims this too is a sissy move.

-I remind him I've already pinned him, I'm still waiting on him to return the favor. I also remind him that he's a heavy towered pure spy with no allies and scout bombing him is less than watching rocks grow.

- again in true BASS fashion, he claims it's a sissy move.

-I offer him my full attention by telling him to go hansel and actually give me something worth hitting.

-he declined as any brave warrior would.

- I giggled more

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* Forty Six and Two begins playing *

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