How to RP Roleplaying is an important part of the game and is widely considered as one of the widest used game mechs. This is a basic guide on how to RP without looking a fool. First Step: Actions Now, for your first lesson, you will be trying to walk across the room. This can be done by saying Or As you can see, you can either use asterisks or hyphens to section off your actions. Second Step: Talking Who wants to RP and not talk? No one! So you shouldn't too. You can talk by typing normally. This means that you won't have any silly squasage speech marks in there. Who needs them, right? It's that simple! Third Step: Putting it Together Now, try to incorporate them into one post! Simpley put them right next to each other! You are already becoming an RP God! One last stage and you will become RP Jesus! Final Step: Making your Role Now, there are a few rules when making a role. The first is to change your age. If you are 12 then make it 16-18, then if you are 43 then make it 10-12. Simples. The second rule is to make your character unbeatable in a fight, drop dead gorgeous and smarter than Steven Hawking. Here's an example. Whilst in reality: That's the end of this How to on How to become a Master RPer! I hope it helped use your new skills wisely. How To's to come: How To make a How to Guide How To Bait How To Read How To make Bleach How To drink things that you've made reading this Guide on How To make a "How To make a How To Guide" How To make a Guide on How To make a "How To make a How To Guide" EDIT: How To get Farmed So, have you ever wanted to lose half of your gold for no reason whatsoever? Well this is the guide for you! For no longer will you have to ask in wc to "clear me" or anything like that. Now you will be able to not waste a speaker! First Step: Chossing the Target The first step is to select who you want to farm you. The person you target should be easily angered and should love a good bit of PvP. So, I will, as an example, select Roni. Second Step: Provoking Now, this person won't farm you if you just ask them, so give them a reason! Try hitting them at least ten times. ***NOTE: IF SPYING, FAIL AT LEAST ONE HIT SO THAT THEY SEE YOU*** Third Step: Chatting Sh... Poop The next part is how to prolong the farming. Whereas with the last step they will only be hitting back, turning it into a PvP. In this step you will learn how to really get their attention. Can you see how you must first question theur actions, and then call them a noob? Essentially, for this stage be as hypocritical as possible and also think up of badly thought out insults. So when insulting Imitation-Cheese... or, when insulting suckers251... Now, you can think up of bad insults, try becoming a God of PvP... Sub-Step: Becoming God So, now you must act as if the person farming you us nothing but a noob, and compared to you, you are KaW Jesus. This is how to do it: Can you see how you should make them look bad, but make yourself into a God? Good. Fourth Step: Taking it to Forums Now, when taking it to forums, you must always remember to follow out the previous steps. You don't want them getung bored do you? Now, when you've been doing that on forums for a bit, you should then create a cf thread. This can be done simpley, like so: Can you see how it's done? That's that step over and this How To. Have fun! How to Get a Boyfriend No matter what gender you are, boyfriends are always better, having a butt buddy as a guy is the best thing ever, and then having a tough guy to protect you is also pretty good. This How To will outline how to get a boyfriend. First Step: How To get to a Man's Heart There are two ways to get to a man's heart. The first is heart surgery, however, this has side-effects like death. The second is food. A good, big meal is enough to get into any man's heart. I recommend a burger and chips, but a nice burger, not a Maccie's burger. Second Step: Getting into Bed From my personal experience, the best way to get the other half into bed for... rumpy humpy time, is to lay a trail of memes to the bed. Here is a list of memes that work: DJ Khaled, you can pull this off plenty of times, and he still enjoys it! My other half says "Another One" every time I pull this one off! Doge, he will be lured by cuteness. Bad Luck Brian, Old but gold. etc. Third Step P1: Rumpy Humpy Time for Women Do what you want here. He'll love it whatever you do! Third Step P2: Rumpy Humpy Time for Men Remember to resist, this will make the experience for him almost twice as good in some cases. Fourth Step: (Men Only) Go to a clinic, have a blood test, make sure you don't have AIDS. If you do, dump instantly. If not, then invite to rumpy humpy time until you do contract AIDS. Spoilers: I'm not actually gay Enjoy! (feel free to practice skills that you've learned below)
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