The good old St. Patrick of Ireland. Or as some call it, redhead haven. Contrary to belief, not everyone who lives in Ireland is red-haired, just a large majority. Anyway.... The original St Patrick's Day is some story of a holy guy who charmed snakes and saved a city or something. Real Biblical type of story. But things have changed! I was sitting in class today, minding my own business, when I recieved a text from a girl; who I personally would rate a 7.87/10 Four leaf clovers won't be the only thing getting you lucky tonight... Bruh, I thought I was getting laid. I skipped class, went to the nearest walgreens, balled out my stack of singles and dropped it on some condoms. Came back to school feeling on some next level testosterone. Sike, none of that actually happened, except recieving the message. My point is, throughtout the many years, this holy holiday has been transformed into something new. St. Patrick used to charm snakes, and now these hoes are out here charming a whole need breed of snakes (if you can't understand metaphors that's on you). It really is strange how over the years a holiday can have an entirely new meaning! ~iNinja