Marcus's war on humanity. Well since IRONhulk has decided to expose me I might as well tell you my story. I was the son of Julius caesar the one no one ever heard about. Agustus destroyed all records of me existing. Old Julius was proud of me I was with him in his campaign in Gaul. I had my own legion we were called the legion of death because we painted a skull on our shields and painted them black. The Germans and Romans alike feared us. When my father was murdered by his So called "friends" and the civil war broke out, I decided to stake my claim in. We defeated Marc Antony but agustus took the credit and banished me. This is where my story begins this marks the end of humanity *IRONhulk walks in "Are you ranting again" I scowl "no I'm narrating my story" *IRONhulk knocks the recorder out of my hand, and begins speaking into it. "well you should know that Marcus appeared to me in dreams and begged me to reveal him so yeah don't blame me I'f you all die". I know it's bad buuut I wanna post it๎
I took back the mic "now where was I oh yes banished! So I fled to a nearby mountain tricked orcs to follow me and wreaked havoc... Then it all changed when that girl destiny came into my world it was like dayum hot bod! Nah she is sweet don't get any ideas. " To be continued when I could think of more
Suddenly a beautiful women(destiny for those of you who are stupid) appears and is smiling "are you bragging about me again hun?" I smile"why not? I earned bragging rights winning you over"
I sigh "anyway after destiny came I almost went good. But after awhile of rescuing her and vise versa I went completely ape **** on the elves and practically killed almost all of em. Then I somehow ended up I'm Russia that's where I met a very friendly cat, reunited with another elf and a total ass named Alekandre. I went ape **** on them too but they were stronger and killed me twice!"
I'm sorry our writer is having technical difuculties so please enjoy the emergency Marcus going ape **** gif .
"so uh where was I.. Oh yeah getting killed so I made a suicidal attempt to destroy their airship. I killed like half of the guards when a guy just chucked me into the ocean. I came back and that's where I am right now. What's next you might ask I'f it isn't obvious I'm gonna go ape **** on the world!" I walk out IRONhulk trailing me . "you there you are now my soldier"