Looking for a Relationship

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  1. I'm looking for a close relationship and I'm having auditions on my wall. Here are the requirements:

    • Two Eyes
      One nose
      Must be Human
      Must be a female [No sheman please]

    I'm a very cool guy who enjoys hugging dogs. Also I'm a bit over weight but not that much. Here is a picture of me:
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    The reason why I'm doing this is because my last relationship turned out to be a man.
     
    #1 Devouring, Apr 5, 2015
  2. Re: Looking for a Girlfriend

    Space
     
    #2 Devouring, Apr 5, 2015
  3. Re: Looking for a Girlfriend

    Roni
     
    #3 Clyde, Apr 5, 2015
  4. Re: Looking for a Girlfriend

    [​IMG]
     
    #4 O_o_____Frog____o_0, Apr 5, 2015
  5. Re: Looking for a Girlfriend

    Frog is that you?
     
    #5 Devouring, Apr 5, 2015
  6. Re: Looking for a Girlfriend

    [​IMG]
     
    #6 O_o_____Frog____o_0, Apr 5, 2015
  7. Re: Looking for a Girlfriend

    @op

    When it comes to making threads, there is a fine line between being prolific and being annoying. Make sure you don't cross that line.
     
    #7 O_o_____Frog____o_0, Apr 5, 2015
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    I don't see how I'm being annoying. Unless you want to be annoyed. I'm just looking for a relationship.
     
    #8 Devouring, Apr 5, 2015
  9. May I say how I'm loving your voluptuous curves.
     
    #9 IlII_x_BlackHandDicty_x_IIlI, Apr 5, 2015
  10. Thank you. I know I have the looks 
     
    #10 Devouring, Apr 5, 2015
  11. Re: Looking for a Girlfriend

    
     
    #11 Squirter, Apr 5, 2015
  12. Support
     
    #12 Rising_Star, Apr 5, 2015
  13. Val stop being a idiot .im a female and many on kaw know it. just because your a yob stuck in a mans body . theres a time in your life when you need to mature and that time is now !
     
    #13 II-roni-II, Apr 5, 2015
  14. Exactly your female. Devouring is looking for a female!
     
    #14 Clyde, Apr 5, 2015
  15. Your regular logic is no match for Roni logic val. Run while you still can.
     
    #15 Rikkimaru, Apr 5, 2015
  16. If there will be someone that is rightful for you, she will come at the right time. Sometimes she came unexpectedly and sometimes she can be your greatest rival, but at the right time your destiny will be clear to you :)
     
    #16 AVentura123, Apr 5, 2015
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    #17 catschrodinger, Apr 5, 2015
  18. Is that you?
     
    #18 AVentura123, Apr 5, 2015
  19. Op i just dont have the words sooo fdtw somebody beat me too it
     
    #19 judgement_guilty, Apr 5, 2015
  20. When is devouring the troll gonna b silenced?
     
    #20 *saltis_da_greatest (01), Apr 5, 2015
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