Three score ago in Southern England, a baby was born. He was not born to a rich family but not a poor one either. He raised sheep on his little farm untill the age of 24. Since this was the Golden Age, he could just afford basic armor. With the armor,
Gerald first went to the King of England. He was turned down. So he went to Spain, but when the English King heard of this, he ordered Gerald to comand a massive army for him. Thus, General Gerald was born.
Gerald conquered North England because it had been taken over by the Highlanders of Ireland. He imdiatly returned this land to the King. The King was so pleased, he gave Gerald a suit of shining gold and knighted him. Here, now stood, General Sir Gerald Fansworth.
Since Gerald was exceedingly rich, he gave some of his gold to his family. They emdiatly stopped sheep farming and started living.
Gerald went on to capture the countries of Whales and Ireland. He became so powerful, people shivered at his name. He was even living in the Kings castle, which was an exceedingly high privalige.
Only after his fame did it all go bad. During a battle with the Highlanders, his soft gold armor was pierced by a single arrow. It healed, but he was infected with a deadly poison. After six decades, only then, did he mysteriously die. This was the tale of General Sir Gerald Fansworth. Only you, me, and this paper know the truth. Guard it wisely, and never, never tell anyone his best kept secret.