Let's hear some Chuck Norris Jokes

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by CDE__Bruce_Lee__CDE, Jul 3, 2013.

  1. Of course I'm gonna love them :)
     
    #1 CDE__Bruce_Lee__CDE, Jul 3, 2013
  2. Please, be creative lol
     
    #2 CDE__Bruce_Lee__CDE, Jul 3, 2013
  3. Fan Fiction is for literature, not this. Please post this in OT. Everyone else, don't comment; let it die.
     
    #3 Allioss, Jul 3, 2013
  4. Chuck Norris once posted in the Fan Fiction section. Now it's the Chuck Norris section.
     
    #4 IIl_GREYSUPERMAN65_lII, Jul 3, 2013
  5. I give you life thread!
     
    #5 -HEADHUNTERZ-, Jul 3, 2013
  6. Lol supermansuperman :)
     
    #6 Planemaster, Jul 4, 2013
  7. what? supermansuperman?!
     
    #7 Planemaster, Jul 4, 2013
  8. [​IMG]

    I thought i was good for the past week or so.
     
    #8 AmericanChurro, Jul 4, 2013
  9. chuck norris thinks you're a *****


    and you are
     
    #9 ispywithmyoneeye, Jul 4, 2013
  10. I thought the Chuck Norris joke craze died already.
     
    #10 Tadashi, Jul 4, 2013
  11. Kevlar wears chuck Norris for protection
     
    #11 les24thealt, Jul 6, 2013
  12. Nuck Chorris i believe is his sons name
     
    #12 Planemaster, Jul 6, 2013
  13. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are now known as giraffes
     
    #13 DM__MattMan__DM, Jul 17, 2013
  14. Chuck norris died 20 years ago, death just hasnt got the courage to tell him

    Chuck norris went to mars… thats why there are no signs of life on it

    Chuck norris cant have a heart attack, his heart is not dumb enough to attack him.

    The original title for alien vs predator was actually alien and predator vs chuck norris… it was never published because no one would pay to see a 20 second long film

    Chuck norris kicked the world once, it hasnt stopped spinning

    When chuck cuts up onions, onions cry
     
    #14 Planemaster, Jul 19, 2013
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