Let the rabbits wear glasses!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Bamboozled, Dec 15, 2014.

  1. And the angel of the Lord came unto me,
    snatching me up from my
    place of slumber,
    and took me on high,
    and higher still until we
    moved in the spaces betwixt the air itself.
    and he bore me unto a
    vast farmland of our own midwest,
    and as we descended cries of
    impending doom rose from the soil.
    one thousand, nay, a million
    voices full of fear.
    and terror possessed me then.
    and I begged,

    "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
    And the angel said unto me,
    "These are the cries of the carrots,
    the cries of the carrots.
    You see, reverend, tomorrow is harvest day
    and to them it is the holocaust."
    And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
    like the tears of one millions terrified brothers
    and roared,
    "Hear me now,
    I have seen the light,
    they have a consciousness,
    they have a life,
    they have a soul.
    damn you!
    let the rabbits wear glasses,
    save our brothers...can I get an amen?
    can I get a hallelujah? thank you, Jesus.

    This is no joke people! Far too long have the rabbits feasted upon these helpless roots without repercussion. We have turned a blind eye to this matter and went about our lives while they spend their entire lives in fear of growing. Please help save these poor innocent carrots from the oppression and tyranny that has wreaked havoc for generations!

    Please post support to show your concerns and to let them know they are not alone:)

    Bless you all
     
  2. are you sure it wasn't the carrot king messing with you?
     
  3. Support!
    They'll be so cute with those itty bitty specs
     
  4. Full support for this. If rabbits had glasses they would see my car coming down the road and wait for me to pass rather than running out in front of me.
    Hop along forum trolls.
     
  5. Support
     
  6. Support!!! Finally a good idea on this blasted game!!!
     
  7. Support give me glasses helps meh
     
  8. Bump. Cmon peeps. Support this cause. Find that tender spot in your heart and it will lead to a feeling of self worth and warmth
     
  9. Support
     
  10. Even "The Bugs" put glasses on. Now you HAVE to support this. 
     
  11. Support Wow, this forum post was actually written without the use of drugs or alcohol. Hmm, makes you think, omg this is how in depth Fronts mind really is. Kinda scary, actually, lol
     
  12. I can only claim the action taken to bring this horrific event to light!! The rest was foreseen by our brother Maynard
     
  13. Somebodys actually a Tool Fan.... Good reference FYI 
     
  14. Behold, the truth has been revealed to me from my brothers in war. I say sing with praise that this cause has been brought to light that we may succeed in giving these poor creatures glasses so they may expand their mind with their newfound sight, that they may hypothesize, observe and experiment Science.
     
  15. I give 100% support to the cause. My only fear is the cows with guns. We all remember how that ended. With chickens in choppers.
     
  16. Mucho supporto
     
  17. Only tortoise lovers wouldn't support this! I support this!
     
  18. No pictures, no support!