Lemme drop you some knowledge. My Cousin

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SadisticSnowman, Aug 5, 2015.

  1. Alright so my cousin is pretty chill and he says some random stuff but sometimes he'll drop these one-liners and the rest of us will die laughing.

    Like once someone said, "Everyone is beautiful in their own way." and he was like "Except burn victims." Way to go there, man.

    And this one time we were having a deep conversation and someone said something sad and he was like, "Let's cut ourselves." We laughed our heads off.

    This other time we were walking down the street and he said, "So when are dog socks going to become an accepted part of society?" Like what. What am I hearing?

    And once we were pulling into a parking lot and this bald guy ran in front of us and he said, "Do bald people even have rights?" Hahaha

    Now you may be thinking,
    -I don't care
    -This is pointless garbage
    -Insert mean comments

    Well that's good because then this post fits right in with the rest of the forums. Oh, burn!

    -SadisticSnowman
     
  2. I'm at a loss for words.
     
  3. Then I've done my job.
     
  4. I am loving the throwback though. Been years since I've seen a warrior cats roleplay clan  Bravo young feline, bravo.
     
  5. I don't even role play, I sit there and laugh at people. This is like my first time online in months.
     
  6. Dang, now everyone will focus on my clan and not the important social message I'm delivering. Shaking my head.
     
  7. Words from the most wise and gracious Cobra. Or should I say word from the most wise and gracious Cobra.
     
  8. Am I the only one thinking your cousin is an awful person?
     
  9. I have a friend who is a burn victim, and she finds this burnhamist.

    He's not a tearable person, he's perfectly intact, unless you're Goro.
     
  10. No. And I'll take you medium rare, with some bleu cheese butter on top.
     
  11. This is actually really funny lmao
     
  12. This forum post falls under the category of "it's one of those..."
     
  13. Touch me and I'll cow fu you into kaw 2.
     
  14. Your cousin's kind of rude.
     
  15. To everyone saying he's rude and mean: His tone of voice and personality is like perfect for saying this crap without sounding anything other than friendly.
     
  16. I'll take that as a compliment
     
  17. Why are you telling us?
    Why are you so obsessed with your cousin?
    Do you have a crush on him?

    Asking the important questions.
     

  18. You dah real MVP.

    Also, haven't seen you in a while Bastion. Hope you've been well.
     
  19. ARE YOU ACCEPTING NEW ROLE PLAY VETERANS