The point of this thread is simple, make up your own songs about KAW or post parodies of popular songs with KAW-related terms in them! I'll do 2 of my own: All About those Spies Because you know I'm all about those spies, 'Bout those spies, some troops I'm all 'bout those spies, 'bout those spies, some troops I'm all 'bout those spies, 'bout those spies, some troops I'm all 'bout those spies, 'bout those spiiieesss Yeah it's pretty clear, I ain't no attack build But I can hit it, hit it like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that bfe that all the noobs chase All the right equipment in all the right places I see the tanks working those towers, We know those lands don't plunder Come on now, just make it stop If you got level 4 volaries just raise 'em up 'Cause every inch of them is perfect From the bottom to the top Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your troops She says, allies will be safer with more spy defense at night You know I won't be no hybrid, or maxed out attack build So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along Because you know I'm all about those spies, 'Bout those spies, some troops I'm all 'bout those spies, 'bout those spies, some troops I'm all 'bout those spies, 'bout those spies, some troops I'm all 'bout those spies, 'bout those spiiieesss I'm bringing stealing back Go ahead and tell them stupid eb fairies that No, I'm just playing, I know you think you're safe, But I'm here to tell you that, Every time I'm gonna strip you from the bottom to the top Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your troops She says, allies will be safers with more spy defense at night You know I won't be no hybrid, or maxed out attack build So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along I'm Bringing PvP Back I’m bringing PvP back Them eb fairies don’t know how to act You have oath of fealty, with allies behind your back Wear it off and I strip all your cash. Take 'em to the bridge Dirty noob builds Lacking those towers Make them your slave Whip them if they misbehave It’s just that no one makes 'em feel unsafe Take 'em to the chorus Come here noob Go ahead, let me pin you Come to whipping grounds Those allies, be gone with 'em Allies Go ahead, be gone with it Steals on you The gold, be gone with it Let me see who you're working with Go ahead, be gone with 'em Look at those pots Go ahead, be gone with 'em You make me laugh Go ahead, give me more of it I make you shed tears Go ahead, let me bathe in 'em And get your reset on Go ahead, go through with it I’m bringing PvP back Them other noobs don’t know how to act Come let me take all the things you don't lack 'Cause pots are burning up I gotta get it fast I know those aren't very good. You can post individual verses or whole songs, I don't care. Have fun and happy KAW'ing!
Happy Days OSW Song ....hehhh 1 o'clock 2 o'clock 3 o'clock dump 4 o'clock 5 o'clock 6 o'clock dump 7 o'clock 8 o'clock 9 o'clock dump 10 o'clock 11 o'clock 12 o'clock dump U dump around the clock all day Clock strikes 12 u start again Hits come in n u hit with main U war with alts or hide in pin Ops will laugh n easily win If u skim n whack a mole U Do it well u roll in dole Keep repeating til cf called Track the ops by who has walled War will end when ops r done Its fun fun fun when wars won
Twinkle twinkle little stable. How I wonder how you are so awesome. Killing warbeasts and eating hay, Like any horse would do all day. Twinkle twinkle little stable. How I wonder how you are so awesome.
To the tune of "Tonight" Reading all your forum posts You just can’t get your story straight talking crap about me, trying to stir up players rage and hate Your clan’s backing away from you, quickly as they please They’re hoping your antics will not, ruin their EBs I know you hit me maybe four or five Only got through on one attack A simple ping, but here’s the thing, that I’m not understanding why do you get pissed when I hit back? So while you whine, and strike poses, you’ll see me coming round, I’m ready and willing LET’S FIGHT Kingdoms at War So I will cut you down to size That is what all my spies are there for LET’S FIGHT War is fun so we have to give up sleeping cause there’s no leaving til we’re done. Now I know you insist, saying “the Battle List” It gives you, the excuse, to hit me without returned abuse But you’ll learn today that’s not how I play It’s more fun this way so bring it on LET’S FIGHT Don’t you cry go to forum try and call a friend while I burn your pots again till you’re dry LET’S FIGHT lit it rip now you’re abandoned and all alone I got your time zone for the strip. Carryin’ on the fight Carrion, your home tonight (Repeat phrases) Take allies one by one No stopping til I’m done while you’re on the run, I’m carrying on the fight unload three bars and then Maybe let you regen Gonna make you post apologies tonight LET’S FIGHT you post out Telling me how you just want to go back to EBs to grow with a pout ALL RIGHT off you go back to EBs and item hunting but its now so boring now you know So next time a war starts up maybe you’ll be by my side excited and ready . . . let’s fight. Brought to you by the Daily Kaw-Kaw, located at http://bit.ly/1gJdubT Edited to add shameless plug for prior content ( and will be edited again to fix the link)