KaW Song Compilation

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by llR_-I-_Pll_Delta_llR_-I-_Pll, Dec 24, 2014.

  1. A-Z KaW Song Compilation



    Welcome!

    This thread is for the compilation of all KaW songs that have been created.

    Please post them in the thread or PM them to me and I will edit the OP and add them.

    I will be putting them in alphabetical order so they are easier to find.

    What is a KaW song?


    It can be either:
    •A normal song's lyrics that have been edited to make it based around KaW
    •A completely new song made by you!
     
  2. A


    All I want for Christmas is you.. Devs


    By CoS-Delta

    Dear Devs,

    I don't want a lot for Christmas
    There's just one thing I need
    I don't care about presents
    Underneath the Christmas tree
    I just want you for my own
    More than you could ever know
    Make my wish come true
    Because Devs..
    All I want for Christmas is you

    YOU BABY...

    I won't ask for much this Christmas
    I just want more ebs
    I'm just gonna keep on waiting
    For the next land release
    I won't make a list and send it
    I'll just spam your feedback
    I won't even stay awake to
    Hear that the update is announced
    'Cause I just want you here tonight
    Holding on to me so tight
    What more can I do
    Because Devs,
    All I want for Christmas is you
    You

    All the lights are shining
    So brightly everywhere
    And the sound of whining
    Whining fills the air
    And now everyone is whining
    I hear those opt outers whining
    Santa won't you bring me the one I really need
    Won't you please bring my devs to me

    Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
    This is all I'm asking for
    I just want to see my baby
    Standing right outside my door
    Oh I just want him for my own
    More than you could ever know
    Make my wish come true
    Because devs..
    All I want for Christmas is
    You

    YOU BABY...


    A Thousand Years


    By Lemon-N-Lime

    Units grow,
    Just hitting the eb on my own,
    How do I grow,
    How can I gain strength when I have such little gold,
    This is getting old,
    All of my troops
    Suddenly diminish away…

    One hit closer…
    I have spent every day playing this game,
    Just for fun, not for fame,
    I have played for at least a year,
    I always have my phone near…

    Going in for the kill,
    Just playing while sitting still,
    I will start to grow,
    I will not reset my account one more time,
    I will keep my Lemon-N-Lime,
    Every hour, every day has come to this…

    One hit closer…

    I have spent every day playing this game,
    Just for fun, not for fame,
    I have played for at least a year,
    I always have my phone near…

    All along I farmed users that hated me,
    Theuly were small, just like me,
    I have played for at least a year,
    I always have my phone near…

    *Instrumental*

    One hit closer…

    One hit closer…

    I have spent every day playing this game,
    Just for fun, not for fame,
    I have played for at least a year,
    I always have my phone near,

    All along I farmed users that hated me,
    They were small, just like me,
    I have played for at least a year,
    I always have my phone near…


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    Do you want to build a kingdom(snowman)


    By ddhleigh
    Anna:
    Elsa?

    (Beep Beep, Beep Beep)

    Do you want to build a kingdom?
    Come on lets go online
    I never see you anymore
    Log on your phone
    It's like you've gone afk
    We use to be small kingdoms
    And now we're foes
    I wish you would tell me why!
    Do you want to build a kingdom?
    It doesn't have to be a kingdom.

    Elsa:
    Go away, Anna

    Anna:
    Okay, Bye...

    (Beep Beep)

    Do you want to build a kingdom?
    Or fight an epic boss
    I think some bars are overdue
    I've started talking to
    the noobs on my wall!
    It gets a little lonely
    Being on the leaderboard,
    Just watching my empire rise
    (tap tap tap tap tap tap)

    Anna:

    (Beep Beep)
    Elsa?

    Please, I know you're on
    Why won't you answer my pm?
    They say keep trying and I do
    I'm online, just let me in
    We have our kingdoms
    It's you and my farms
    What shall I ever do

    Do you want to build a kingdom?


    Do you like my sword (Cella)


    By Planemaster

    "Do you like my Cella? My great ally, Cella.

    You cannot afford, ford, ford my ally Cella. Even if you can, can I have some bronze bars. With Cella's BFA I can hit all the EB's and farm the noooooobs, that plague-plague-plague the fo-rums!

    Unloading with Cella, scares all my clan mates. With an LB player I rule all of KaW, KaW. Swinging at an EB, EB does much damage per hit, hit. Then I PvPpppppppp, suck up all the noob tears!

    Threatening KaW with Cella has dire consequences, it goes to my head-head, then I go craaazy. Stomping all of KaW, KaW, devs cannot stop me, I pay so much per day which generates income.

    Leaving clans in ruins, players bind togeeeeether. They cannot attaaaaaack, my kinggggdom, dom. When im ruling KaW, KaW, spragga rises up, up. Then I ***. While, power hungry.

    I lose to spragga, as preeeedicted, even with max pots, pots im no match, match for him.
    Getting perm farmed deletes all my gold, gold players realise so that Cellllllllas gooooooooone!"


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    No Support by DirtyLarry


    *under construction*


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    To the tune of "Shake it Off" by Taylor Swift


    By EasyCh33se

    I’m Kawing way too late
    Hitting Haunting: The Escape
    Cuz this game is pay-to-play
    Mmm-hmm
    Least that’s what playa’s say
    Mmm-hmm

    I guess I’m an eb fairy
    I’m too afraid of PvP
    Please don’t perma farm me
    Noo-Noo
    I’ll put noob tears on your screen
    boo-hoo

    But I keep losin’
    Why do I keep chosin’
    To piss off the trolls
    in the forum halls
    Talkin’ smack with
    my statless alt

    And KotFE’s gonna put
    me in their CA
    gonna keep me p-n-z all day
    Gonna make it so I can’t even play
    ‘Til I reset, I reset

    So I put a CF on the forum board
    Saying, “Please, Oh please, save me Lord!”
    From these evil players
    who keep reminding me
    it’s Kingdoms at War
    Kingdoms at War
    (It hurts so!)

    Would it help to keep the peace
    If only hit Warbeast?
    Stay out of your NewsFeed? (I promise)
    Would it make the attacks decrease?
    The assassinations cease?

    Now I’m getting scout bombed
    should I be at all alarmed
    That I’m starting to enjoy
    Being Kaw’s new whipping boy?
    (Whip-A Ow!)

    And it’s a very strange strange
    day day for me
    Because I’m thinking about
    playing some P-I-M-D
    Maybe there someone will RP me
    Unicorns, Unicorns!

    (Ha Ha Ha!)

    Hey Hey Hey
    While You’ve been sittin’ there
    tappin’ that Apherium back
    to exile, You could have been makin’ gold
    in the next..sick..event!

    Hey boys and girls, we wanna announce to the world the start of Great Pickle Hunt
    go out and find all the cucumbers in brine and win the epic Gerkin Bra! (Ya!)

    And the fairies they will hunt, hunt, hunt, hunt, hunt
    And the One-on-Oner’s will say it’s time for them to punt
    This app back to the iphone store and One-Star it, One-Star it!

    But we all know the truth this very day
    We’re all just gonna play, play, play, play
    And that’s why Kaw will stay, stay, stay, stay
    Happy New Year, Happy New Year!


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    Abba - Thank you for KaWing


    By TIOCHFOID_AR_LA


    Sing thank you for the music
    The butthurt bringing
    Thanks for all the kawing
    Who can live without you
    I ask in all honesty
    What would life be,
    Without the attacks and scouting
    What are we
    So I say thank you for the music
    And bringing Kaw to me



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    Viva la KaW


    By CoS-Delta

    I used to rule KaW,
    Spragga would rise when I gave the word,
    Now in the morning I sleep alone,
    Spragga took everything I used to own.

    I used to choose the ebs,
    Feel the fear in my clan mates eyes,
    Listen as CC would sing,
    "Now the old owner is gone! Long live Delta!"

    One minute I held the key,
    Next the Devs had silenced me,
    And I discovered that my KaWreer stands,
    Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand.

    I hear alarm bells are ringing,
    Developer choirs are singing,
    Be my ally, my sword and shield,
    My moderators in a foreign field.

    For some reason I can't explain
    Once KaW_Creative went, there was never,
    Never a good update,
    And that was when I ruled KaW.

    It was a wicked and wild ape (Ruby)
    Blew down the silence to let me in,
    Shattered clans and forums,
    People couldn't believe what she'd undone,

    Moderators wait,
    For my next bypass,
    Oh, who would ever wanna be silenced?

    I hear alarm bells are ringing,
    Developer choirs are singing,
    Be my ally, my sword and shield,
    My moderators in a foreign field.

    For some reason I can't explain,
    I knew RedStar wouldn't call my name,
    Not even a little wall post,
    But that was when I ruled KaW.

    I used to rule KaW,
    Spragga would rise when I gave the word,
    Now in the morning I sleep alone,
    Spragga took everything I used to own.


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  3. Post any creations on this thread! I'll be adding more of mine as I create them!

    Happy KaWing and merry Christmas ;)
     
  4. You can always count on larry for the support
     
  5. Lmao, support to my fav noob.


    I'll think of something soon
     
  6. Good noob :lol:
     
  7. I actually have a story in mind about Larry being a combat communications officer.

    "We are pinned down and being killed off!"

    "We have no support to send you."
     
  8. :lol:
     
  9. Thanks for the song TIOCHFOID ;)
     
  10. Cheeky
     
  11. I took "A Thousand Years" by Christina Perri and changed it up. :3


    Units grow,
    Just hitting the eb on my own,
    How do I grow,
    How can I gain strength when I have such little gold,
    This is getting old,
    All of my troops
    Suddenly diminish away…

    One hit closer…
    I have spent every day playing this game,
    Just for fun, not for fame,
    I have played for at least a year,
    I always have my phone near…

    Going in for the kill,
    Just playing while sitting still,
    I will start to grow,
    I will not reset my account one more time,
    I will keep my Lemon-N-Lime,
    Every hour, every day has come to this…

    One hit closer…

    I have spent every day playing this game,
    Just for fun, not for fame,
    I have played for at least a year,
    I always have my phone near…

    All along I farmed users that hated me,
    Theuly were small, just like me,
    I have played for at least a year,
    I always have my phone near…

    *Instrumental*

    One hit closer…

    One hit closer…

    I have spent every day playing this game,
    Just for fun, not for fame,
    I have played for at least a year,
    I always have my phone near,

    All along I farmed users that hated me,
    They were small, just like me,
    I have played for at least a year,
    I always have my phone near…

    *small note* I'm still tiny. :|
     
  12. Do you like my sword (Tobuscus) / Do you like my Cella.

    "Do you like my Cella? My great ally, Cella.

    You cannot afford, ford, ford my ally Cella. Even if you can, can I have some bronze bars. With Cella's BFA I can hit all the EB's and farm the noooooobs, that plague-plague-plague the fo-rums!

    Unloading with Cella, scares all my clan mates. With an LB player I rule all of KaW, KaW. Swinging at an EB, EB does much damage per hit, hit. Then I PvPpppppppp, suck up all the noob tears!

    Threatening KaW with Cella has dire consequences, it goes to my head-head, then I go craaazy. Stomping all of KaW, KaW, devs cannot stop me, I pay so much per day which generates income.

    Leaving clans in ruins, players bind togeeeeether. They cannot attaaaaaack, my kinggggdom, dom. When im ruling KaW, KaW, spragga rises up, up. Then I aaaaattackkkkk. While, power hungry.

    I lose to spragga, as preeeedicted, even with max pots, pots im no match, match for him.
    Getting perm farmed deletes all my gold, gold players realise so that Cellllllllas gooooooooone!"
     
  13. Bump will be updating soon